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I mean, I’m always here…in Incognito Mode…because passwords are hard to remember…

Headache all day, ruined my dinner, dozens of gunshots that sound closer than comfortable, shitty internet service, and multiple barking dogs. Yeah, this Friday The 13th is beyond fucked.

Since this went completely to hell, I just ate the last small and cold piece of pizza I had left over from last night. Whatever.

Probably gonna heat up a can of chicken and dumplings in a few minutes. I don’t really know or care tonight.

Came up with an idea for a market that only gives away free samples of their products, doesn’t actually sell anything.

The only issue I’ve been having lately is certain posted images not loading properly, but that’s always been par for the course on mobile.

Once prank called the sheriff’s office of Austin, Texas to warn them about an underwear bandit prowling the streets at night.

Your Host - 7.5/10 An almost shameless knockoff of the Saw franchise with a somewhat weak and predictable plot. The only reason I’m giving it such a high score is because Jackie Earle Haley gives an absolutely phenomenal performance here. Worth watching for him alone, if you don’t mind this type of horror.

Was banned from the local diner for mixing Metamucil into the coffee pot.

Papa John’s