The_annoying_one

My sister called a little while ago and invited me to her church’s Christmas Eve service, and…I don’t know how I feel about this. I have no problem with church itself. What I do have a problem with is the dozens of people who are likely to approach me that night and beg me to join their congregation. That’s not happening because I love my alone time way too much.

Spaghetti…whenever it’s ready.

Likes to cook lavish meals and eat them inside restaurants, so she can yell “THIS IS WHAT REAL FOOD IS, BITCHES!!” at all the unsuspecting customers.

Melts the snow in his driveway with a flamethrower.

Morning or afternoon. I can’t sleep if I shower at night, for some reason.

Told his school lunch lady to order him a pizza instead of the garbage they served.

Started making minute rice last week. It’s still not done.

Couple of burritos and some tater chips.

I’ve had something on my tongue all day. It feels like a little dot of something, but I can’t figure out what. I’ve tried my toothbrush, mouthwash, everything I can think of. I am annoyed.

Once made a pair of nunchucks out of two twigs tied together with dental floss.

I’VE ALREADY DISREGARDED! I CAN’T DISREGARD ANYMORE!