The_annoying_one

I just found out one of my Facebook friends died 2 days before Christmas. I never met him in real life, only online, but we really got along when we talked. Shit like this is why I’m never in any hurry to do the whole “friend” thing. It’s always ended badly for me.

I made spaghetti once again, but I somehow messed up and added a can of black eyed peas with snaps. You know what, though? It was good. I had a biscuit, too, because I can.

Why am I so hot when the temp is in the mid 50s? I just checked and I’m definitely not running a fever.

Everybody I’m in regular contact with knows I’ve been sick lately. I do feel a little better, but I’m in no way over it completely. Why did they all just randomly decide to swarm my house today and give me no option to just fucking ignore them? I am taking notes and trying to figure out how to get my revenge.

Started a brawl outside of a Family Dollar because he stubbed his toe at the IHOP.

Most of the tamest roller coasters tend to give me vertigo. This one is a hard no for me.

Black eyed peas, potatoes, collard greens.

Will only acknowledge the number 5 if it’s written in orange crayon.

People sure are peopling today. I mean…ew…

Tried to offer the president of DC comics a huge bowl of chili mac if they would just make a Superman/Looney Tunes crossover movie.

Went to a New Year’s party and walked around, excitedly asking everyone “We are having the fun time, yes??”.

I did make one actual purchase today. A thermometer on Amazon for less than $10.

Marie Callender’s lasagna TV dinner One of the weirdest lasagnas I’ve ever seen, but I don’t care. Food’s food.