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Mortir

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  1. Pretty sure the meat at Taco Bell is dog food.
  2. Cracking open a low carb Monster and loading the grinder rite now.
  3. Wat? Your taster is broken. They do not taste like soap.
  4. Big burritos. I do not know about the price however. I have not been to a Chipolte in a few years. There are better options.
  5. Yep. It is about that time to crank the air conditioning, twist up a spliff, and then reheat the burger you got earlier but did not eat because you were not reallyl hungry at the time.
  6. Idk I am pretty sure there are signs at the park that say do not feed them. But then again myabe I am just misremembering things.
  7. Hmm. I do not know if this is bad or not. I feel like I have heard conflicting information about hand feeding squirels.
  8. Lol. Get gud scrub.
  9. Yeah you know sometimes I feel this way but then I hit the blunt and four slices of cheesecake later I am groaning because I ate too many sweets. Or three or four bowls of Fruity Pebbles.
  10. I bet the fur babies are not taking this very well. Make sure to spoil them with tuna for being good little troopers.
  11. Oh hell nah I wanna live forever.
  12. Ocean's 11 was my favorite I like the original the most.
  13. It seriously gets hot enough to melt the cars and reduce buildings to rubble? That is scary.
  14. Huh. I thought I could feel a strangely foritfied chakra around here. Hmm.
  15. God damn this videos are depressing. I have never expereienced a wild fire can someone explain what exactly happened to these places? It looks like a nuke went off or something.
  16. Better get some other topics brewing on your subconscious. It is only a matter of time before the wolf BJ.
  17. I hear that Montana has pretty great meth.
  18. Eh I would not say it is a problem but I have found that all the anxiety this year has made it harder to get to sleep sometimes. Maybe I can ask my doctor for something stronger than a diazepam but I don't wanna really.
  19. Really? They are kinda cute imo.
  20. There was like a little red squid floating around. Maybe a vampire squid? Idk
  21. Nah they are a dick.
  22. Well... it finally reached the bottom..... So..... there's that.
  23. Idk much about coordinates so I have no idea which ocean they are even exploring.
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