Greeny
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Finally. Something in June worth celebrating.
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Cash and/or sexual favors are the only forms of payment I accept.
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Are you straight-shaming me?
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I'm not a raccoon! Are you people blind or something?
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I'm trying to get you to pay for my time.
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You have low standards.
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I mean, I'll die if I don't pay it.
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$1000 an hour.
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How much do I get paid?
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You probably had a life. I have no such hindrances.
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I'll never do 3rd again. Unless the pay is ridiculous.
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because I never know if they're talking about my penis or my attitude.
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Yeah, but I'm more or less used to it. I'd rather work at 2 pm than 7 or 8 am. I applied for a job that was 9 - 5:30 pm but i didn't get it. That would have been ideal.
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Who needs a damn hour to eat lunch? Or dinner in this case?
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Can't have guns. Can barely own knives.
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Anyone ever get the urge to go motorboating?
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I'm a dog smoking a blunt. You can't even get that right.
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It's because I'm white, isn't it?
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Fascinating.
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I really don't.
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I don't even own a bed.
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I haven't slept in 15 years and I'm doing fine.
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Want your ass beat?
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Exactly what a homo would say.
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You're gay.
