Greeny

Couldn't get any further away?

In Pedowood even a douche looks like a good person. Keanu is a great person though.

I think they should be allowed to ban you just because they feel like it.

I think she sucked my dick last night.

Could you imagine if the first female President was a Trump? Heads would actually, literally explode.

Ivanka?

And I just got rid of my yellow fever, too. Shit. Is that racist now? I can't keep up.

Yeah, thanks for getting rid of my summer vacation, mom. Said no kid ever.

Instead of a nap I had an ice cream.

Real men.

Do I look like a millionaire to you? I can't even fathom such luxuries.

Decisions decisions.

No one wants to form a suicide pact with me.

You have to remember, in Japanese 4 characters is like 800 letters.

Just a second..... Right now.

IT'S MY LIFE!

Summer sucks.

Wait... Nvm.

Are you sure you weren't just smelling your BO all day?

I'm left-handed but I've never fucked a mother though. Came close once.

Rap isn't real music.

I mean, whatever floats your boat, man.

Every single day.

Fuck yourself instead.

Yeah, me either haha.