Greeny

I didn't say the N64 sucks because the PS1 was better. I said the N64 sucks because it sucks.

Bitter about what? Have a PS1, which was infinitely better?

It has maybe 15 really good games. Tops.

Just plug your phone line into the modem on your Dreamcast like I do.

The N64 sucks.

There's no Masturbator on that diagram.

The tits.

Sure they do.

It literally would. I've never shoved anything up my ass and I never plan to.

This conversation is over.

Should I shave it first?

They don't need me to tell them.

Who wants to live to 50 anyway, right?

Cut your arm off. Make sure it's a clean cut and put the arm on ice. Then get some liquid nitrogen and freeze the end of your stump every 20 minutes or so. Modify a chainsaw to fit on your arm and make it easily removable. When you're done take your arm to the hospital and they might be able to reattach it. Keep it simple, stupid.

Your problem is going to a used car dealership in the first place. Put an ad in the paper asking for any old people who are looking to sell their cars.

Yeah. I'm always, always serious on the internet. In reality, I'd just laugh at him.

Lighten up.

Don't be one of those people.

I'll beat to death any "man" I see wearing those.

Do you really have to ask? It's blue.

Do these even qualify as memes?

Feet people should be lined up against a wall and shot in the head.

Harry Potter is so 2003.

The way she talks about work it's hard to believe she holds down a job at all. You just know she's sucking someone's dick.