Le Guignon

Mattar paneer. It would burn...and the actual act?...idek.

There's a chicken shortage where I live. There was a beef and steak one not long ago too. Maybe it's happening elsewhere as well.

Took a bunch of drunk selfies last time I drank and I just discovered them looking for a diff pic. They gradually get worse the more intoxicated I get.

Start? I have depression but I also have a lot of fun in fucked up nihilistic way haphazardly most of the time so idk bro

I tried it for the first time just now. I didn't realize until I had it in a bowl that it's comprised of Golden Grahams, Cocoa Puffs, and white circle marshmallows. 10/10 will ravenously consume for dinner for a week straight.

I accidentally sat on a bible on the bus about half an hour ago and briefly contemplated keeping it or picking it up to recycle it.

I'm going to run for mayor of nothing.

No. I've seen every episode of Rick and Morty but the only thing I recall from the opening is them fleeing in a spaceship or something.

I never have anything to say and I don't even like my own posts. Might just start shit posting and replying to every thread.

So hard by a cat that your glasses fly off. That's some good shit.

Hey Nabraniel, finally a perfect opportunity for your glorious College Dropout sad bear shirt. Wear it to a Kanye town hall or rally.

Now I want to rewatch G Gundam.

I'm 5'1...even middle schoolers tower over me. I kinda like standing by old Asian ladies that are tiny so I can briefly pretend to be tall.

I've only ever been in two other weird situations with people missing limbs before. One I was helping facilitate a cooking class for the non-profit I worked at for at risk and disenfranchised youth. We were chopping onions and the girl (who was probably two years younger than me or so and that I did not know) told me to grab her fake arm. I did as she asked and she detached it so I was just standing there holding it. I don't know what I expected but that kinda surprised me. I guess she could chop better by putting her stump on the top of the knife. The second was with a dude I worked with who had me hand him stuff sometimes and I got stump brushed several times and he hit me in the boob once. I also helped bandage a leg stump abcessed from shooting up in it once. That wasn't so weird as gross tho. I think I generally handle limbless people okay enough?

I was talking to her about her pet though. It was also clearly not a service dog since it was trying to eat steak off the shelves and sniffing other customers that walked by.

Nah. Experience has taught me not to attempt to apologise to strangers aside from a brief "sorry" if I physically injure them. I don't pet strange dogs anyway. I just tell them how cute they are from a distance.

That makes me think of Ray from Archer.

Oh no, she like gasped and stared with her mouth open and we stared at one another and I didn't understand why. I went back to what I was doing for several moments before it dawned on me and I glanced back to confirm she was legless. At that point enough time had elapsed where it was extra awkward and we were both edging away in opposite directions. Then I walked away because I'm not good at talking and it's better for me to just not. I don't know if she heard all of what I said or the just " Aw!" and "with legs" part because of my mask, the distance, and background noise tbh...

That's putting it very kindly...

I told someone about it and she buried her face in her hands it was so bad and was like "how do you come back from that?"

She was right in front of me. I somehow didn't notice or it didn't click until several moments later after I had spoken...

There was a cute, large, white, and fluffy dog at the store. I exclaimed "Oh my gosh. Aw! It's like a cloud with legs." Then I realized his owner was in a power chair and she had no legs. Zero legs. We briefly looked at one another but said nothing and I ran away in abject horror. Why do I possess vocal cords?

Lol wat