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*sits down at bar and raises hand* Bartender, may I also have a shot of Jameson, please. Thank you.

I thought it was interesting. Strange, yes, but it was at least something different.

Porky's. And have the back entrance way named "Porky's Butthole".

Why does milk suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me, you came on me. Taste my crotch milk. Wait. What?

Speaking of old users with WHR avatars, I remember Christine_0501 had one of Robin. I believe she said it was because it closely reflected how she looked IRL. (Except her hair was black and she wore glasses IRL.) She was my first proper board crush. (And nothing came of it, which is okay. I hope and pray she's doing well.) (I have a pretty good memory for a 41-year-old. lol)

True. I mean when your first episode includes a baddie whose "witch power" is sliding his hand across the floor resulting in his targets tripping, it's gonna start slow. I once upon a time had an alt on the old boards named RUSHNewWorldMan and the avatar was of that one dude with the long black hair that was pulled back into a ponytail except for two long strands of bangs on either side. (I forgot the character's name, unfortunately. You might know it. He was the main male protagonist of the show.) Anyway, I wish I had kept that avatar. I'd use it right now.

That does sound good. I should see if my favorite pizza joint has something like that on their menu. (I know they can make it, but adding toppings to an already existing pizza on their menu or making one from scratch can definitely add up.)

None, sadly. I know a couple live in my area, but we've just never met up.

Neat. Also, yeah, turkey legs can be pretty big so watch out. (lol "Watch out?" Like, yeah, your life's suddenly gonna be in danger if you don't heed my warning. "Watch out for big turkey legs! They'll, uh, just sit there and look big...or something." Oy vey.)

I'm sure the ghost likes and respects you, too. (I bet she's also saying "give me some pizza, fleshy!" as she flies around you, watching you eat pizza.)

I thought we were all verpetas? Well, crap. I'd like my money back, please?

Romana's good people. Always has been. I always appreciated her knowledge on Doctor Who. Also, nice avatar! I remember Witch Hunter Robin. Wish it had gotten played more back in the day.

Yes, please beat those damn Vegas Golden Knights. Taking out my Stars like that. To hell with them!

Is that a turkey leg? That looks like a turkey leg. (Sorry. I love turkey legs. They're, like, my favorite part of the turkey. It's tradition that I get at least one turkey leg on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas.) (Sorry. I'm weird. Pay me no mind.)

Slash is a great guitar player. He knew how to make it sound like the guitar was talking without using any talkbox effects like Peter Frampton would use. (Though I like Frampton's work, too.)

Good, because if you hadn't until now, I'd be mortified that you couldn't take a good-natured ribbing. (What I mean is I'd feel bad if you had actually taken me seriously. I mean it when I say the following, man. You're a good dude. A little out there, sure, but I'm certainly out there, too. Heck, we're all quirky in one way or another.)

I thought it was cocaine being a hell of a drug?

Your cat is cute, man. Hope she never has to go through anything like that again.

You're at least alive. I'll give you that. I'm sorry. I know I mess with you sometimes, but it's really all in good fun. Good natured fun.

He clearly doesn't either.

wow ok let party

I'm 41. Yay?

Oh, and tag trolling. That was the worst. (I mean I did it sometimes, but only to those who I felt deserved it.)