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Gemini

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  1. Aw. I liked Reign. I thought it was pretty cool. Peter Chung's work has always fascinated me, and I thought it was cool seeing a different take on the legend of Alexander the Great.
  2. I think you only have roughly twenty years on me, sir.
  3. Strutting around like you're Mick Jagger doesn't count as instigating? Buddy ten minutes ago: I tell him to be quiet over whining about quoting his typo and suddenly: Cry me a river, pal.
  4. Oh, shut up and quit whining, you big baby. Even if I hadn't written our story, I had contributed plot ideas and such to the one Vela had come up with. Meanwhile, you didn't do shit! So quit yer bitchin' and shut the hell up.
  5. In all seriousness, Vela had a much better story, complete with sketches. I should've let her submit for us. Oh, well.
  6. If you like all dialogue, vote for Team Dean! If you don't, fuck you! (lol j/k)
  7. And if she saw the pic you posted a week or so back, she would probaby say that very same thing even now.
  8. "And she turned out to have a 'pet' alien named Trumpy, who could do stupid things."
  9. "I had decided to take a creative writing course!"
  10. Blarney Nabraniel shoots Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung in the chest, presumably killing him. Gut Fullung collapses in the alley. "I've done it! I've vanquished my biggest foe!" Nabraniel said triumphantly, not realizing that he may have shot the wrong version of Gemini. Spike and Faye look on in horror. "You idiot!" Faye shouts. "How could you?" "It needed to be done," Nabraniel retorted. "Don't say you wouldn't have done the same." "He was unarmed!" Faye screamed. "So?" Nabraniel shot back. "He was a menace to society!" "For building a time machine?" replied Spike. "Seems rather silly to me." "No, for robbing a store he worked for then disappearing," Nabs answered back. "Wait a second," Sir Teddybar said, standing up as he spoke. "I've never done that." "Yes, you did!" Nabraniel shot back. "Yes, you damn well did! Candy told me so!" "Candy?" Sir Teddybar asked. "Who's Candy? Oh. Did you mean my twin brother RPM Jr.?" "It doesn't matter anymore anyway," the elderly Gemini strolled in. "I'm turning myself in." They all gasp at each other. "All I wanted to do was have fun and help people," Gemini said. "I created my time machine so I could go through time and change things for the better for people. I guess you should all be calling me Sam Beckett." "Sam who?" Spike inquired. "He's a character in a TV show I watched growing up," Gemini responded. "That doesn't matter. Anyway, I found three different versions of myself and brought them to this time so they can help others. The hacker known as DeadwingLazarus working for a software company as a cybersecurity analyst? That was my idea." Old man Gemini smiles. "You're not supposed to mess with the laws of time!" shouted Nabraniel. "Why? Because you said so?" Spike shot back. "As for Kalgan, as in KalganBlowMeAway, over there, he's actually the manager of a cannibus farm managed by a hacker named 1pooh4u, even though there is no four," Gemini continued. "He's done a good job helping people manage various chronic and sometimes even terminal illnesses like M.S., M.D., and various cancers by providing medical marijuana to them." "Yeah, but what about Sir Teddybar over here?" Faye asked Gemini. "Why is he here?" "He's the me who built the time machine in the first place!" Gemini retorted. "I brought him here so he could show scientists how to use the technology our -- sorry, my assistant and I discovered during his time. I'm an old man. I know I don't have long left. So I wanted to pass on my knowledge the only way I knew how: by getting my younger self and bringing him to the present." "That's still messing with time itself, old man!" Nabraniel exclaims, pointing his gun at Gemini. "I'm going to end you!" "That's enough!" Spike says as he sweeps Nabraniel's leg, disarming him in the process. "So that's really it. You can take me in now," Gemini says. Faye puts the handcuffs on the old man and she and Spike take him to the ISSP. Back on the Bebop: "It was a case of mistaken identity this whole time," Jet sighed. "Who knew he had a degenerate twin brother?" "Yeah, it's an honest mistake by the ISSP, but that money sure would've been nice," Fay responded. "Fifteen million woulongs up in smoke, just like that." "And everyone we talked to seemed to corroborate everything," Spike said. "ITasteLiekSex, insipid, Zenigundam, Phillies, death_is_coming, and psycho_raven all seemed to be credible." "Yeah, until they weren't." Jet shot back. "Oh, well. Looks like they got that assistant of his, codenamed The_annoying_one, for the murder of RPM Jr., obstruction of justice, and aiding and abetting a known fugitive," Faye said. Jets turns on the TV and it goes straight to the news. Audio from the TV: "Hello, This is a news update. I'm Vela Dove. The man known as Gemini Shamrock was released today as the ISSP concluded that the man they were looking for was in fact his twin brother, RPM Jr. They were supposed to have been working on a time machine when RPM Jr. abandoned Gemini and robbed a grocery store, running off with the money. It wasn't until an undercover ISSP agent known simply as The_annoying_one was sent back in time to stop Gemini from working on the project. Over time, he and Gemini became friends, but RPM Jr. didn't share the same fate. Authorities say the_annoying_one tracked down RPM Jr. and killed him, thinking that he was Gemini. Before he could be booked, however, The_annoying_one escaped into a time machine, dematerializing as authorities rusned to recapture him. His whereabouts are unknown." *roll end credits* (Finished it literally at the deadline.)
  11. Is a pretty cool and friendly person as well. (I just can't remember if they're male or female...or gender-fluid or non-binary? I don't know anymore. lol)
  12. I'm just here for the comments.
  13. I think mine just had people I liked. (People from the boards, I mean.)
  14. I thought you meant you refilled a pen.
  15. Makes some of the coolest threads.
  16. Code Vein sounds fun. I may get that next.
  17. Well, if you get to play it before I even get it downloaded, tell me how it is. (Also, I may have to delete a couple games so I can have room for AEW Fight Forever when that comes out. I'm so looking forward to that game.)
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