Gemini

Is it from DiGiorno?

I'm not gonna lie. I once in a blue moon want to get a six pack of Heineken and drink myself into oblivion.

No. And let's be honest: I was half asleep when I posted that. I haven't been sleeping very well lately...again.

Definitely one of the absolute best I've ever seen and had the privilege of knowing. I truly mean that.

(This is not an accurate representation of the burlesque show in the story. Don't @ me.)

Oh, it was incredible! I wish more places would offer that around here. (I'm sure there are, but this particular Mexican food joint is my favorite.)

That's just super.

My mom has a colonoscopy scheduled a week from tomorrow. It's the first one she's had in fifteen years. All this after she had a health scare back in April. I know the things I've experienced in my life may not be the same as others on here and I understand some people may not have the best relationships with their respective familes. Still, I must say this: If you still have your parents, do not take them for granted, even if they may drive you up the wall and frustrate you to no end. As many of you know, I lost my dad six years ago and I to this very day would give anything to have him back. Cherish your friends and loved ones; make amends with them for nobody is promised tomorrow. Sorry. Just had to say that.

Fair enough.

Okay, Gollum. Chill.

I'm sure you can get one where you are. (You're still in California, right?)

It's like what Neil Young said. "It's better to burn out than fade away."

I could make an obscene joke right now, but I won't.

This is gonna be me at the end.

Ah, yes. The Frank Reynolds approach.

Well, now that the beast inside me has been awakened, I've got three words for ya:

Or any other thread, for that matter. I, for one, would like to tell someone to go pound hamburger sand. lol

Thank you for reading and voting.

u no it bby

What if we say we've apologized enough and to drop it?

You know what? I wish you the very best of luck with that. Good luck, man.

Fair enough. I hope you don't either. If it does happen again, just ask that you get your own pizza with whatever toppings you want from now on.

Ooh...Yeah, that's more difficult. You can always suggest other places to your family, at least. Not sure it'll work every time, but they might be open to trying a new pizza joint every once in a while. Doesn't hurt to try.

Suggestion, ghostie: Don't go back to that pizza joint in the future. *shrugs* Either that or don't order anything with hamburger on it from there ever again. I'm being serious, man. You may need to take your business elsewhere. They used to call it "voting with your money".

You know everybody is me anyway.