Gemini

All these dillweeds grasping at straws talking about how Lebron James is "better" than Michael Jordan. (He's not.) For context, there's this graphic detailing all of the years MJ didn't win the title. On said graphic, it has the year 1994 listed. Now fot those who know, he had retired before the 1993-94 season. I point this out, and the guy who posted the graphic says it means the 1994-95 season. Talk about grasping at straws, right? So I point out that it would say '95 instead. He then doubles down and responds with stupidity at its finest. (Also, the person who made the graphic, for whatever reason, chose to make it listing the beginning years of each season in question instead of the ending years of each season, which is what you're supposed to do.) My comeback: "Admitting it is the first step, sir. Good for you." Recency bias is real.

Happy Birthday, @Vela! You awesome person, you!

Happy birthday, crazy lady.

I didn't say she was in a motorized cart. lol

I plan on watching it this weekend. It looks excellent.

Just don't punch my mom in the tit -- or at all -- and we'll be good.

My head hurts. On the plus side, I'm watching W.O.W.: Women of Wrestling. It's...okay.

Board spouses were fun! I...I think, anyway. lol

I like both, but if I had to choose, I’d go with halibut.

Cute pic, @txanimeluva! Some pics of my mom’s cat Buddy. He found us as a two month old kitten back in October 2013. Can’t believe he’s 10 years old. He’s such a good kitty, too.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/student-loan-forgiveness-6-1-billion-art-institutes-who-qualifies/

I got my student loans forgiven due to inproprieties committed by the school I went to. I'm in a happy mood.

Earlier today, I was playing a game called Deliver Us Mars.

I need a haircut and a shave.

I remember that they were a band. *shrugs*

It is. I have a process. Why? I don't know. I just do.

That's great to hear, man. Glad you had a good day.

I pour the cereal into the bowl, then milk. If I think I should add more cereal before stirring to cover every piece of cereal with milk, I'll do it. Otherwise, I stir, then eat.

Okay. Okay. You win. Can you at least call the tech out and have them move the WiFi internet router to the center of the house so I have a stronger signal on the other end of the house, please? I'd be very grateful.

Sewer water that looks like a thousand broken bottles worth of coffee-flavored Starbucks Frappachino. Yum! (Not really.)

I appreciate the fact you listened to me when we signed back up with the internet service you had before we got this one. Now that I know the original internet company is shit, please listen to me and cancel it and keep the one that replaced it in the first place, especially since I'm admitting that I was wrong.

Cinnamon rolls.

I heated them up in the microwave, at least. I know. Not hte same as toasted. lol Thanks. Yeah, I was cheated on so I said "adios!" and got out of there. After staying with my grandparents in Deer Park for about nineteen months, I finally moved back in with my mom. I'm gonna do some stuff around the house for about a week or so then aggressively look for a decent job.

Just regular hamburger buns. How've ya been? I've been better, but I'm still alive and kicking. (Let's just say I met someone, got married, and then got divorced within eleven years. lol And don't feel bad for me. I'm doing okay. I'm about to get my life started again so I'll definitely be fine.)