Gemini

Not sure. Also, none of your business.

Chicken and sausage gumbo. Yum yum!

Stop telling me to do things! lol

All I'll say is it is what it is. Still, thanks.

Pizza.

Nope. Also, hi, Nabs.

No, but I can see why you would think that.

Not yet. I’m going to sign divorce papers today. Once they’re filed, we have to wait sixty days before it’s official. The whole point of this thread is me saying this is pretty much the point of no return, and I’m perfectly content with that.

lol Nicely done.

I never thought I'd be so excited signing anything. Man, I'm weird as hell.

...And I feel fine. (Yes, you were supposed to read that while singing along to that one REM song. lol)

What I wish I could do to my in-laws right now: (I guess I can finally say it: I'm getting divorced, and I feel great. I'm going to go sign divorce papers later today.)

I need to shave, but I’m in a decent mood so I don’t care right now. (Also, the goatee is back.)

Yes. And now, for some auto-destructive art!

I don't know. Still, you probably needed the rest, man.

I'm afraid some curious, unfortunate soul's going to try to use that as anal lube. To that person, I say this: "Godspeed, yon impishly jovial rapscallion."

lol Limp Bizkit.

Amen, brother!

Meh. It'll pass. They'll get over it.

Yeah, I've seen it, too. It's rather strange. I get the premise of it. "Hey, let's help you smell great for at least 24 hours, if not longer." But is it actually possible? Let's just say I'm skeptical.

The next couple days, we are threatening to eclipse the all time record high for Houston. The record is 107, and it’s supposed to be 104 today and 107 tomorrow.

Remember when I said that family is extremely important to me? That still holds true, but there are certain family members I cannot stand, and both of them showed up today. And all they’ve done is complain and shit. I can only stand so much.