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I'm afraid some curious, unfortunate soul's going to try to use that as anal lube. To that person, I say this: "Godspeed, yon impishly jovial rapscallion."

lol Limp Bizkit.

Amen, brother!

Meh. It'll pass. They'll get over it.

Yeah, I've seen it, too. It's rather strange. I get the premise of it. "Hey, let's help you smell great for at least 24 hours, if not longer." But is it actually possible? Let's just say I'm skeptical.

The next couple days, we are threatening to eclipse the all time record high for Houston. The record is 107, and it’s supposed to be 104 today and 107 tomorrow.

Remember when I said that family is extremely important to me? That still holds true, but there are certain family members I cannot stand, and both of them showed up today. And all they’ve done is complain and shit. I can only stand so much.

Barbecue seasoned chicken leg quarters. (Really good, by the way.)

I see. And how does that make you feel?

I hate to tell you this, but it smells like stale farts.

Because you seemed like someone who might like wrestling. (But I was wrong and I'm sorry.) I will grant you that some of the angles are absurd, but I still enjoy it.

You gotta read the fine print on coupons!

I watched...things.

I need to find a way to download "Phantom of the Opera" by Iron Maiden so I can use it in Fire Pro Wrestling World as an entrance song for a created wrestler. I will do just that, but I may need to beef up my antivirus software.

Football? Also, do you like wrestling?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Is easily one of my greatest friends, online or otherwise.

I'd say merely being human is getting expensive, to be perfectly honest with you.

I don't need one, but thanks anyway.

I don't think this is funny, which is sad. Why is it sad? It's sad because I should think this is funny, and I know I should think this is funny, but I just...don't.

We know. Join the club. lol

Just found out Mom is anemic again, and she's going to see a blood doctor soon and get iron infusions. (This person is also an oncologist.) If I end up going off on you for any reason, I apologize in advance.

Fair. lol

And they know me well enough to know I wasn't saying such a thing. Quit trying to start shit. lol