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I thought it was They Might Be Giants. (I don''t remember.)

James Bond is the way that he is because he was once married and his wife was killed because of a mission he was on.

Not ripped off; inspired by them.

I'm thinking someone's been spying on me because these look sick! (The University of Houston is wearing this uniform Saturday night in its first game as a member of the Big XII.) Seriously, tell me this doesn't look sick as hell!

The University of Houston is wearing a special alternate uniform this Saturday in a continued attempt to link it with the City of Houston itself. https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/08/31/houston-cougars-football-oilers-throwbacks

That sucks, dude. In my case, I just love venison.

wow ok let praty

Because you're insane. That's why.

Yeah, I’m not reading that at all. Don’t you have Cliffs Notes?

Unh! Happy Birthday! Unh unh! Happy Birthday-Birthday!

I’m gonna start writing again. I already have a good script writing program I can use. Just need to start writing.

Dinner. Yum.

I did, too. She reminded me of a girl I went to high school with at the time.

Okay, Natalie Imbruglia.

lol No. She cheated on me, therefore making it her fault. (Which she admitted to.) Carmen Sandiego is inside your computer. Because it was a game.

Chicken and dumplings.

I'm just happy college football is back. Also, Notre Dame is currently destroying Navy from Dublin. Good Lord!

This is so wrong, yet so right. lol Oh, yeah. Also, bump. You're welcome.

Why does the narrator sound like he's doing a bad impression of Kermit the Frog if he was from a European country?

I know which particular piece of shit you're referring to. Good for you for not saying that piece of shit's name.

Lasagna. Because...yeah.

I technically still am, but not much longer. I expect to be officially divorced by Thanksgiving. Also, touche. lol

Yes, but they're in my division. I'm a Texans fan. lol

I get why you want Taylor. I just don’t remember which team he plays for at the moment.

Her fault; she cheated on me; inside someone’s computer.