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Houston Texans: same crap, different year. FML.

This. Hell, South Park did an episode on this very thing.

Buy him a book on Shakespeare.

Colorado State @ Colorado is in second OT. Colorado currently leads 43-35.

Fair, but ties haven't been a thing in college football since the mid-'90s. lol

Yeah. It sucks, too, because it looks like Rypien would've been a decent stop gap solution for y'all. All you can do in this case is just throw your hands up in frustration and go back to the drawing board.

Same. I honestly thought that USF had a chance to pull the upset for a little while. But then I remembered that the Bulls were playing Alabama. lol

Oh, I know. I just wouldn't be surprised if the Rams did that for that particular reason though.

They must’ve changed the law then. All right. I’ll admit that I’m wrong. Thank you for the correction.

Hang in there. You can beat this. We are all rooting for you.

Can I go back to work yet? I hate getting chewed out for not having money even though they know why I usually don’t have money.

I love football! That is all.

Yes, because if I remember correctly, you can’t get a job until you’re 16 here in Texas. Of course, there are certain exceptions, but, even then, I think they have to be documented. (Like special hardship cases and such.)

Why wait? The Jets should go ahead and file a complaint with the league.

Is a very talented artist, just like my bestie.

In my opinion, red looks real good on you. It brings out your blue eyes a lot more.

I wish there were times I could just converse with people in that "Ack Ack!" language the Martians used in Mars Attacks!. I feel it would be quite apropos here.

So Philly ends the half with a successful sixty-one yard field goal attempt! Elliott kicked that from Intercourse! (lol @Rogue_Alphonse: Yes, I said it. Also, yes, this is an exaggeration.)

@1pooh4u: I just heard Tony Gonzalez say on Amazon Prime that the Vikings should trade Kirk Cousins to the Jets. I'm like, lolwut? (Also, your thoughts?)

Pooh would feel dirty. I wholeheartedly believe that.

A Whataburger Patty Melt meal.

Happy Birthday!

Yeah, I saw the calf move like that, too. Also, I'm sorry for saying to let tsar have his moment. I didn't realize how bad the injury really was until afterward.

Oh, that really sucks. I hope this isn't how it ends for him. But if it is, he's had a hell of a career. He's most likely a first-ballot HOF'er.

What a way to wrap up Week 1! (Holy alliteration, Batman! lol) An overtime thriller in East Rutherford ends with the Jets winning 22-16 over the Bills on the 22nd anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacts! Could this finally be the year it all clicks for Gang Green? We'll see. See ya for Thursday Night Football on Amazon Prime!