Gemini

Apparently, a comet flew over Vela's house and an alien presence obsessed with boob slapping took her mind over, which resulted in her posting gifs were boobs were slapped.

I see. Okay. I'm going to write a couple things for my simulation basketball league. brb

I would've been like "wait a minute. Is this like that one show Orphan Black?" (Or like the Truman Show, like T_a_o said.)

I remember Kingpin. 🤣

My dad and I used to love going over and getting autographs from him every time we went to watch them at Houston Raceway Park ever March for a long, long time. We'd watch him, Al Hoffman, Kenji Okazaki, Cruz Pedregon, Mike Dunn, Kenny Bernstein, Joe Amato, Eddie Hill (he was a big favorite of ours since he was one of the national guys who was actually from Texas), Walter Johnson, Gary Ornsby (before he sadly passed away from cancer in '93), Conrad "Connie" Kalata, his late son Scott Kalata, and quite a few others. I miss those days because he and I really bonded over that. (Well, that and baseball, but he loved baseball growing up. He hated football as an adult.)

I don't know if he's still racing or not, but I do know he was still racing as of 2021.

Okay. @The_annoying_one: Vela and I were born in May. lol

I do, and yes, I can see that. (Don't worry. John Force survived. They wear flame retardant jumpsuits and protective headgear.)

I didn't mean to trigger you. Sorry.

Left-hand turns off of highways? Like onto actual backstreets? Man, no wonder you hate driving. I would hate it, too. Or do you mean this?

Vela, may I tell him or no? I'm gonna have to hold off on that for the time being.

Why can't we call our tires that? Me: "Hey, I'm getting my carnuncle replaced." Tire attendant guy: "But that's a tire." Me: "I know. I just think of it as having hands and feet." Tire attendant guy:

Oh, God. Your inner "Jersey" is coming out.

Or is it more like this?

Don't remind me. Also, Vela and I were born in the same month. >_> Hey, I nod my head a lot. Some may call me a "yes" man.

I used to have a neck like that. And then, I got old. Oh, and I'm totally talking like Kirk next time we talk on the phone. lol

It can be. The Comedian even said so at the beginning of Watchmen.

Well, yeah. That would be weird. "Honey! There's a leg artery in the bathroom again!" "Fine. I'll return it."

Not to be mean, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...

Hey, this is pretty cool, actually.