Gemini

I don't hate banana peppers. I just don't eat them very often. The best way I can describe it is like this: I like supreme pizza, but I don't eat it very often because I have to be in the mood for it. It's the same way with banana peppers. (Though next time, I'll ask Subway to put it on my sandwich.)

I feel kind of the same way you do, Buddy, but I don't want what we have here at the house. I think I'm gonna go to Subway and get one of my old favorites: A foot-long cold cut combo with every veggie on it but jalapeno and banana peppers with salt and pepper, oil and vinegar, mayo and mustard, and extra pickles and olives on multigrain wheat bread.

I'd probably be prepared like a Texas-style chili with three pepper colby jack cheese on top for added spice.

Or blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, oranges, or cherries?

Keep looking up, indeed.

I love the rain but I hate how I get headaches when the weather changes.

That's the worst version of "Around the World in 80 Days" I've ever seen.

And thus, the market for chocolate covered humans was born. (I'm sure aliens love human flesh.)

I suddenly have Soundgarden singing "Squirrel Man" instead of "Spoon Man". So that helps...I...guess.

I plan on playing it sometime this week. Just not sure when.

I didn't either, and that's okay. I didn't need to either. lol

I'm certainly not wearing that.

The boards already have a bad stench. Do we really need fecal matter on the wall?

Currently watching Seinfeld on Comedy Central. (Well, it's on in the background, anyway.)

I may need to start having to wear glasses soon. Getting old sucks.

Well, when you typically deal with idiots at work and out in the world, you become accustomed to having to overexplain yourself. I'll do better because you're definitely much smarter than they are. Buddy: I apologize. I honestly thought you were saying that I was corny. My bad.

Ah. Okay. So something stupid. lol

Oh, right. This is the part where I'm told to shut up by everybody even though I'm just being playful and playing up to my actual naivete in certain areas of life. Fine. Shutting up now.

Yes, I know I'm corny, and don't you forget it. lol

Yeah, yeah. "Dammit Gemini! Shut up."

But pooh, you have to understand something. You and Buddy use and talk about using medical marijuana whereas I am oblivous to it on a personal level. I absolutley one hundred percent support its usage, but I think we only have CBD gummies down here, which clearly aren't the same. So no wonder it didn't pop into my head before you posted it.

After I saw what you posted in the challenge thread, I was like "Damn it! I should've known."

What the hell is "Buzzsprout"?

Same. That's why I was gonna reexamine everything when I got off work.

Yes, it is. It's apparently an acidic salt.