wacky1980

narrator: he was surprised. and it was telegraphed so hard too!

there are some people who focus on post count and rep as a sign of quality or popularity. some look at how hott their threads get. it's all playground shit, really. personally, i just come here because it's more entertaining than window shopping on amazon. usually.

there's no money being generated from traffic on this site (unless @KN is keeping secrets...but he's not). any competition for points or post count is just a vanity thing.

i give it 9 posts. well, 8 now.

https://numbersinwords.net/1001-in-words says "one thousand and first" and there's the catch. i wasn't including the "and" because i was of the impression that, since you didn't include it after hundred (one hundred one instead of one hundred and one), you also didn't use it after thousand. but if you do use it after thousand, "st" makes more sense than "th." fair enough.

i think they're both equally wrong. to google we go, i suppose...

it's the other way around man.

i think heat index is supposed to top out at 105 this afternoon, but today is our last day of heat in the midwest. a cold front is gonna drag some storms across the area overnight and suck cooler air in from the nort'. then we're looking at 70s-80s for the rest of the week.

handicapped people can jerk it too.

so a person would say "one thousand first" then? just seems ... kinda broken.

so rizzo had hit #1000 and #1001 tonight as a cub. wife and i are debating if you say 1001st or 1001th because neither sounds remotely correct.

nah. worst case scenario, a mod will split the thread in two, leaving all the relevant bits here and moving all of nabs' whining off to the dumpster. you shouldn't lose more than half a page.

that's obviously where the site made its first million dollars. but what about the rest?

show me an ad on this site. please.

there's no ad revenue going on with this site. high-volume users are no more financially valuable to this site than lurkers.

and yet you still rank higher on the batshit meter.

pretty much the definition of "irrational," that one.

it's the dark "come-hither" eyes in the avatar. they were throwing me at first too. but now i'm oddly cool with it.

wife got me into this show late, and we also haven't watched the finale. i assume the series will end a lot like the individual eps did...with wasted potential. but maybe i'll be surprised.

wife and i have that running joke now, whenever we're out somewhere she can get dumplings. i just wish they'd have a bit of crunch to them one time.

god damnit. i read that as "licked your shit on fb" and my brain kinda froze up for a minute. that's one heck of a thing to be doing for a stranger.

depending on your approach to those things, you'll either love it here or hate it here. that about sums this place up.

fucking hop merchant caterpillars. i've been knocked out with a stomach bug for three god damn days, and hop merchants ate off my entire hop plant, leaves, hop cones, and all. i went out today, thinking it was time to harvest since i was feeling up to it. nothing left to harvest. an entire summer spent tending to these fucking plants, and nothing. fuck. ass.