Rogue_Alphonse

Maybe it's New England.

Don’t feel bad, back in the day mine was a Karenmobile. But Karen then was more badass and easy going.

I HAVE THAT HAT

Guess what I’m ordering tonight... brand new Goodyear Wranglers for the Jeep

Great Macaronis to you too!

No, you drove on packed down parking lot. Not soft sand where you need to air down your tires and you absolutely need 4x4 low range or your transmission will overheat to the point of catching fire. I drove the Mustang onto a sound side beach in the OBX... blasted through the like 200 feet of soft sand and got to the wet hard sand. That’s the easy part.

Careful, the person sabotaging Fuggs might be after you 🙄

It’s still just not worth it. I’ve only mainly gotten nugs and chicken fries within the past year (8 or 9 times I’ve gone) and man I really was up for a burger and just... what a depressing lunch

INCORRECT

Wendy’s was the first to make me sick like 7 years ago... McD’s over 3... haven’t eaten either since.

I usually just get nugs... because I usually just get a quick snack rather than an actual lunch...but even that ends up not being worth it.

And I can drive onto the beach so I’m superior

Subway is a shithole. Every one I see looks damn near abandoned. They can’t even afford to build their own stores-they lease half empty strip malls. you also eat McD’s a lot because you like to harass their employees and then post about it here. also I like how this thyroid thing is the newest excuse. My cousin has thyroid issues too and she’s about 120 pounds...

Excuse me sir, they’re called subs out there. Hoagie is eastern PA.

I can afford a 17 dollar lunch, but I want it to taste like a 17 fucking dollar lunch. i used to have spots where I’d spend $6 on a lunch that blows away any fast food shit. oh and by the way, I usually don’t eat fast food because I like not being a fat ass lard barrel ... you know... not YOU.

Those are scarce up here and honestly not that great.

I’d bring you a Yuengling and a hoagie but I’m not in the right kind of area

I’m down to just Popeyes... need to move back to PA Or DE SOO BAD! I NEED WAWA AND ROYAL FARMS!!!

Wanna go to Woody’s in 2 weeks??

The only thing you got right about this post is me being big.

Not because it makes me sick, but fuck spending the money on it. Between me and my gf, it was over 17 bucks for a subpar stacker (with medium drink and fries), and the impossible whopper apparently sucks. And that by the way was not ordered as a meal - we split the fries and drink. It’s just not worth it.

I also can go a lot more places in a lot worse weather than you can...

Did I say needle? I have a fuel gauge with a needle, yes, oh and I do like gauges with needles... much better for a quick glance. I also have a low fuel light. But ALSO! I have an overhead console that not only has a compass and temperature, but also has a (second) trip odometer, miles Due To Empty (DTE), average MPG, and instant MPG... oh and an elapsed time feature I never use. Again, gone 30-40 miles past the "0 DTE" mark.

Feed them

I can run my shit 30-40 miles after it reaches "0 Miles DTE" on the overhead console... and that needle goes way below E. Still passes people doing 70mph ...