Mix Posted May 23, 2017 Posted May 23, 2017 I wonder if this is "it"............if so, what a boring way to go :-\ anyway, I wanna be cremated with all my stuff....nobody gets anything...last will and testament...yadda yadda yadda....
Mix Posted May 23, 2017 Author Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/23/2017 at 4:01 AM, empty said: It's just gas > nah, but that made me laugh though
new_disease Posted May 23, 2017 Posted May 23, 2017 did you go to the bad taco bell? this is why you should go to the one thats farther away.
Mix Posted May 23, 2017 Author Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/23/2017 at 4:25 AM, poof said: Would you prefer a more exciting death? yeah, but that's no what I meant....there were plenty of instances where my kicking the bucket made more sense and also made for a better story than this
Mix Posted May 23, 2017 Author Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/23/2017 at 4:30 AM, StarPanda said: Better do another line to clam them down
Mix Posted May 23, 2017 Author Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/23/2017 at 4:32 AM, new_disease said: did you go to the bad taco bell? this is why you should go to the one thats farther away. there's a good taco bell???
Mix Posted May 23, 2017 Author Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/23/2017 at 5:19 AM, DJ Lucio said: can i have your stuff
molarbear Posted May 23, 2017 Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/23/2017 at 4:00 AM, Mix said: I wonder if this is "it"............if so, what a boring way to go :-\ anyway, I wanna be cremated with all my stuff....nobody gets anything...last will and testament...yadda yadda yadda.... Only after a weekend at Bernie's type vacation and me using you death for pity sex from the girl with the biggest boobs
Mix Posted May 23, 2017 Author Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/23/2017 at 5:57 AM, molarbear said: Only after a weekend at Bernie's type vacation and me using you death for pity sex from the girl with the biggest boobs I wholeheartedly sign off on this
molarbear Posted May 23, 2017 Posted May 23, 2017 You seem similar to me, I know how funerals should go... I got you boo I request the same thing at mine, except I want to be set on fire and shot out of a cannon That or a funeral pyre and I want meteorologists to figure out a way for it rain booze as I'm set ablaze and pushed afloat on lake Tenkiller Or if I'm ever murdered I told my Brother to use part of my life insurance to hire a good actor for me when they reenact my murder on one of those cheap ass murder shows
Mix Posted May 23, 2017 Author Posted May 23, 2017 > > yes to all that.... also, if we don't go the cremation route, i want them to rig my body to burst out of the coffin in the middle of the service : o
new_disease Posted May 23, 2017 Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/23/2017 at 5:19 AM, Mix said: there's a good taco bell??? yes, the one down the street from the dispensary
molarbear Posted May 23, 2017 Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/23/2017 at 6:43 AM, Mix said: > > yes to all that.... also, if we don't go the cremation route, i want them to rig my body to burst out of the coffin in the middle of the service : o Nick Swarson had a stand up joke about his funeral, he wanted people to have to hold his severed head as they spoke and if they slipped up they had to start all over.
André Toulon Posted May 23, 2017 Posted May 23, 2017 That happens a lot to me if I try to take a nap right after working out
Skinko Posted May 23, 2017 Posted May 23, 2017 On 5/23/2017 at 4:00 AM, Mix said: I wonder if this is "it"............if so, what a boring way to go :-\ anyway, I wanna be cremated with all my stuff....nobody gets anything...last will and testament...yadda yadda yadda.... Well, seeing as how your heart is on the left side of your chest, I'm sure you'll be okay. Unless you're some kind of alien. In which case, good riddance, space vermin.
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