mthor Posted April 28, 2017 Posted April 28, 2017 I've told them I'm a Druid. Big mistake; I had to explain what a Druid is.
quebecelegy Posted April 28, 2017 Author Posted April 28, 2017 I've told them I'm a Druid. Big mistake; I had to explain what a Druid is. how did they react
Ric Posted April 28, 2017 Posted April 28, 2017 I've answered the door for them, necronomicon in hand.
MEXobiologist Posted April 28, 2017 Posted April 28, 2017 yeah, i've tried all sorts of that kind of thing. even just eastern religions and what not on occasions. its a challenge usually. they really want to dig in and compare. its like a sales game. "why do you like android, let me tell you why choosing apple is a better fit for you." seriously better off telling them you're not interested and politely excuse yourself away. we have a picture window front door tho, so my brother takes the approach of just looking through it, shaking his head no, shrugging, and waving goodbye as he walks away.
Distortedreasoning Posted April 28, 2017 Posted April 28, 2017 i tried hitting on these 2 mormon chicks once but they just thought i was being weird.
mthor Posted April 28, 2017 Posted April 28, 2017 how did they react They're generally pretty confused, until I get to the part about human sacrifice. Then they leave. (That I look like a Polish grandmother {which I am} seems to make them even more confused.)
Sieg67 Posted April 28, 2017 Posted April 28, 2017 I'm an apartment dweller. They're not allowed to knock on my door. But anymore when somebody stops me on the street to talk about religion, I just walk away from them. Fuck that noise.
bnmjy Posted April 28, 2017 Posted April 28, 2017 My dog really hates them. He's really nice to the mail carriers though.
mochi Posted April 28, 2017 Posted April 28, 2017 or pagan or satanist I would think telling them I'm gay would also deter them
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