Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 Especially if it's a morning fap and you haven't gone yet. ahhhh :fap:
Naraku4656 Posted April 13, 2017 Author Posted April 13, 2017 rogue you're a genius. i've never thought of doing that before. i know what i'm doing saturday
Naraku4656 Posted April 13, 2017 Author Posted April 13, 2017 jesus this thread > > > > > > don't lie. you know you like that feel. everyone does. or after sex piss, whichever
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 don't lie. you know you like that feel. everyone does. or after sex piss, whichever Have sex in the AM and then go piss. The fap theory is good, but the sex theory is GOLD pun
Naraku4656 Posted April 13, 2017 Author Posted April 13, 2017 Have sex in the AM and then go piss. The fap theory is good, but the sex theory is GOLD pun sure, i'll just go right now and have sex. excuse me, miss, how much is one sex?
André Toulon Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 Meh, overrated. usually by the time I get ready for the pis I'll have dried jizz in my pee hole that makes my pee shoot at weird angles and sometimes even like splits into two streams.
Danger_Jules Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 Yeah, but it also makes your urine come out funny sometimes. Like, sometimes, that shit will shoot out in multiple, little streams instead of one, normal stream. It's annoying as fuck.
Sawdamizer Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 You guys are weird.... cleaning up piss outside of the toilet is annoying and not enjoyable.
André Toulon Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 You guys are weird.... cleaning up piss outside of the toilet is annoying and not enjoyable. It's like IBers don't actually have dicks or something
CAC Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 Yeah, but it also makes your urine come out funny sometimes. Like, sometimes, that shit will shoot out in multiple, little streams instead of one, normal stream. It's annoying as fuck. Yeah that is very annoying.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 Maybe y'all dirty asses should wipe the jizz off of your tip before it dries up :barf:
André Toulon Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 Maybe y'all dirty asses should wipe the jizz off of your tip before it dries up :barf: Psh Hell, I'm usually in the shower after that, not gonna stop the stream cut.......What are you doing, putting a q-tip in your dick head.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 Psh Hell, I'm usually in the shower after that, not gonna stop the stream cut.......What are you doing, putting a q-tip in your dick head. I usually have to pee right after so it's easier to wipe the tip. Other than that I'm also usually in the shower right after. But I have had a small q-tip in my dick head... at least I was free of any STD's -_'
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 You assume I'm not? I never said that. You asked if I stick a Q-tip in my dick head. I don't, but that reminded me of that fucking swab thing I had done when I was 17
Kagome-san101 Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 feels almost better than the actual fap. this
André Toulon Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 I never said that. You asked if I stick a Q-tip in my dick head. I don't, but that reminded me of that fucking swab thing I had done when I was 17 You thought you had got burnt and got lucky? I really am amazed I've avoided being burnt when I was younger
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Posted April 13, 2017 You thought you had got burnt and got lucky? I really am amazed I've avoided being burnt when I was younger I was fucking a 25 year old married chick who had two kids... turns out she wasn't just cheating on her drug addict husband with me
Kagome-san101 Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 feels almost better than the actual fap. also: if you guys think it's good for you it's AMAZING for us. imagine having something pound into you for 30 minutes first who am I kidding? 5 min.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 also: if you guys think it's good for you it's AMAZING for us. imagine having something pound into you for 30 minutes first who am I kidding? 5 min. I mean... -_'
Phillies Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 Especially if it's a morning fap and you haven't gone yet. ahhhh :fap: The morning fap. The worst time to fap.
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