Naraku4656 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 feels almost better than the actual fap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Especially if it's a morning fap and you haven't gone yet. ahhhh :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 rogue you're a genius. i've never thought of doing that before. i know what i'm doing saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 jesus this thread > > > > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 jesus this thread > > > > > > don't lie. you know you like that feel. everyone does. or after sex piss, whichever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 don't lie. you know you like that feel. everyone does. or after sex piss, whichever Have sex in the AM and then go piss. The fap theory is good, but the sex theory is GOLD pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 Have sex in the AM and then go piss. The fap theory is good, but the sex theory is GOLD pun sure, i'll just go right now and have sex. excuse me, miss, how much is one sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Meh, overrated. usually by the time I get ready for the pis I'll have dried jizz in my pee hole that makes my pee shoot at weird angles and sometimes even like splits into two streams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Yeah, but it also makes your urine come out funny sometimes. Like, sometimes, that shit will shoot out in multiple, little streams instead of one, normal stream. It's annoying as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I like to cum while pissing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 You guys are weird.... cleaning up piss outside of the toilet is annoying and not enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 You guys are weird.... cleaning up piss outside of the toilet is annoying and not enjoyable. It's like IBers don't actually have dicks or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 excuse me, miss, how much is one sex? 42k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Yeah, but it also makes your urine come out funny sometimes. Like, sometimes, that shit will shoot out in multiple, little streams instead of one, normal stream. It's annoying as fuck. Yeah that is very annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Maybe y'all dirty asses should wipe the jizz off of your tip before it dries up :barf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Maybe y'all dirty asses should wipe the jizz off of your tip before it dries up :barf: Psh Hell, I'm usually in the shower after that, not gonna stop the stream cut.......What are you doing, putting a q-tip in your dick head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Psh Hell, I'm usually in the shower after that, not gonna stop the stream cut.......What are you doing, putting a q-tip in your dick head. I usually have to pee right after so it's easier to wipe the tip. Other than that I'm also usually in the shower right after. But I have had a small q-tip in my dick head... at least I was free of any STD's -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 You assume I'm not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 You assume I'm not? I never said that. You asked if I stick a Q-tip in my dick head. I don't, but that reminded me of that fucking swab thing I had done when I was 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 feels almost better than the actual fap. this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 jesus this thread > > > > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I never said that. You asked if I stick a Q-tip in my dick head. I don't, but that reminded me of that fucking swab thing I had done when I was 17 You thought you had got burnt and got lucky? I really am amazed I've avoided being burnt when I was younger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 You thought you had got burnt and got lucky? I really am amazed I've avoided being burnt when I was younger I was fucking a 25 year old married chick who had two kids... turns out she wasn't just cheating on her drug addict husband with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 feels almost better than the actual fap. also: if you guys think it's good for you it's AMAZING for us. imagine having something pound into you for 30 minutes first who am I kidding? 5 min. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 also: if you guys think it's good for you it's AMAZING for us. imagine having something pound into you for 30 minutes first who am I kidding? 5 min. I mean... -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Especially if it's a morning fap and you haven't gone yet. ahhhh :fap: The morning fap. The worst time to fap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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