Zenigundam Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 I can't just sit back like casuals. I have to make moves and be so daring and adventurous all of the time. Watch an Indiana Jones movie and you'll understand. Not everybody can do it. : ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Not everybody can do it. Well, you certainly can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 You wouldn't know anything about being an alpha male. You're too busy living the life of a bottom-shelf bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 we could turn this into a drinking game every time Zeni says "alpha male" you have to take a shot of the cheapest liquor you can find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 bottom-shelf bitch. for whatever reason, this just makes think of broads with big asses > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 11, 2017 Author Share Posted April 11, 2017 Well, you certainly can't. Don't say that. Don't you ever say that. </3 Plus, my OKC interactions over the past four years have proved that I am, in fact, an alpha male in every sense of the term. ::HMM:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 for whatever reason, this just makes think of broads with big asses > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 True alpha males don't keep repeating that they're true alpha males. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 11, 2017 Author Share Posted April 11, 2017 True alpha males don't keep repeating that they're true alpha males. But I'm proud of my social status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 So that's your role model. Things make a little more sense now, but you know, Short Round was never meant to be an inspiring figure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 But I'm proud of my social status. As a bottom-feeder? Well, if that's what makes you happy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 It's a good thing your aren't an alpha. Fuck, you wouldn't even qualify as Alpharius, and everyone is Alpharius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 11, 2017 Author Share Posted April 11, 2017 So that's your role model. Things make a little more sense now, but you know, Short Round was never meant to be an inspiring figure... Lmao I'm not short and round. Nice try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 So that's your role model. Things make a little more sense now, but you know, Short Round was never meant to be an inspiring figure... His role models are the antagonists in every Lifetime movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 You wouldn't know anything about being an alpha male. You're too busy living the life of a bottom-shelf bitch. That drinks bottom shelf beers > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Lucky for you, Zenigundam[/member] , you'll never have to worry about the struggles of being an alpha male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 You're a zeta bottom Zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I can't just sit back like casuals. You finally letting more of the neckbeard to come out. :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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