It's not easy being an alpha male

[Zenigundam]

I can't just sit back like casuals. I have to make moves and be so daring and adventurous all of the time. Watch an Indiana Jones movie and you'll understand. Not everybody can do it.  : (

[mthor]

Not everybody can do it. 

 

Well, you certainly can't.

[Houdini Splicer]

You wouldn't know anything about being an alpha male. You're too busy living the life of a bottom-shelf bitch.

[MEXobiologist]

we could turn this into a drinking game

 

every time Zeni says "alpha male" you have to take a shot of the cheapest liquor you can find

[MEXobiologist]

bottom-shelf bitch.

 

 

for whatever reason, this just makes think of broads with big asses  >

[Zenigundam]

Well, you certainly can't.

 

 

Don't say that. Don't you ever say that.  </3

 

 

Plus, my OKC interactions over the past four years have proved that I am, in fact, an alpha male in every sense of the term.  ::HMM::

[Houdini Splicer]

 

for whatever reason, this just makes think of broads with big asses  >

[mthor]

True alpha males don't keep repeating that they're true alpha males.

 

 

[Zenigundam]

True alpha males don't keep repeating that they're true alpha males.

 

 

But I'm proud of my social status.

 

 

[Hornshire]

So that's your role model.

 

Things make a little more sense now, but you know, Short Round was never meant to be an inspiring figure...

[mthor]

 

But I'm proud of my social status.

As a bottom-feeder? Well, if that's what makes you happy...

[stilgar]

It's a good thing your aren't an alpha. Fuck, you wouldn't even qualify as Alpharius, and everyone is Alpharius.

[Zenigundam]

So that's your role model.

 

Things make a little more sense now, but you know, Short Round was never meant to be an inspiring figure...

 

 

Lmao I'm not short and round. Nice try

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

So that's your role model.

 

Things make a little more sense now, but you know, Short Round was never meant to be an inspiring figure...

 

His role models are the antagonists in every Lifetime movie.

[Kudasai]

You wouldn't know anything about being an alpha male. You're too busy living the life of a bottom-shelf bitch.

 

 

That drinks bottom shelf beers >

[naraku360]

Lucky for you, Zenigundam[/member] , you'll never have to worry about the struggles of being an alpha male.

[Ginguy]

You're a zeta bottom Zeni.

[bnmjy]

I can't just sit back like casuals.

 

You finally letting more of the neckbeard to come out.  :fap: