The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: NJ gets like 2 tornadoes a year. If that. but ya know Just as other parts of the world do. What's your point? Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, [classic swim] said: Seen that. It's what a crackpot casino department head likes to inhale from anybody in senior management who might be in a position to give him a raise or a promotion. Quote
naraku360 Posted July 10 Posted July 10 7 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Seen that. Obviously. 4 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 7 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Obviously. That's the core nature of every crackpot casino department head. Quote
naraku360 Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: That's the core nature of every single one of my fetishes. Tmi. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 10 Posted July 10 It’s very fortunate he can’t drive. Packard would guaranteed get a job as a bus driver just to sniff all the seats. 6 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 38 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Okay, so every experiencef bartender I ever met is wrong on the subject and your funny little essays from people who didn't spend three decades working along with bartenders are right every time. Got it. What essays on coffee not being a soft drink did I post. I understand. I get it you’re tired of losing all the time. We beat every iteration of you on these many boards and have for over 2 decades so you must pretend you were talking about something else. only thing I posted was that caffeine and nicotine are drugs and the definition of coffee vs soft drinks the rest of the shit you’re saying didn’t happen btw I worked as a bartender for many years and my brother is one and has been for decades so I know what I’m talking about no bartender in any universe calls coffee a soft drink 5 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: What essays on coffee not being a soft drink did I post. I understand. I get it you’re tired of losing all the time. We beat every iteration of you on these many boards and have for over 2 decades so you must pretend you were talking about something else. only thing I posted was that caffeine and nicotine are drugs and the definition of coffee vs soft drinks the rest of the shit you’re saying didn’t happen btw I worked as a bartender for many years and my brother is one and has been for decades so I know what I’m talking about no bartender in any universe calls coffee a soft drink Caffeine is a drug like lemon balm is a drug. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 6 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: What essays on coffee not being a soft drink did I post. I understand. I get it you’re tired of losing all the time. We beat every iteration of you on these many boards and have for over 2 decades so you must pretend you were talking about something else. only thing I posted was that caffeine and nicotine are drugs and the definition of coffee vs soft drinks the rest of the shit you’re saying didn’t happen btw I worked as a bartender for many years and my brother is one and has been for decades so I know what I’m talking about no bartender in any universe calls coffee a soft drink They do when it's inventory time. How much of this or that was served during the shift and how much of each does the porter have to replace? Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 24 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: They do when it's inventory time. How much of this or that was served during the shift and how much of each does the porter have to replace? That has nothing to do with coffee being a soft drink or calling beverages with alcohol hard drinks. Nothing you say makes coffee a soft drink. Mocktails aren’t soft drinks either although they may contain them. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 (edited) 11 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: That has nothing to do with coffee being a soft drink or calling beverages with alcohol hard drinks. Nothing you say makes coffee a soft drink. Mocktails aren’t soft drinks either although they may contain them. I'm going to stay old school and call a duck a duck. Soft drink is any beverage you can name that doesn't include alcohol. Now, excuse me while I go and guzzle some lemon balm. Yes, another soft drink. Edited July 11 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
Insipid Posted July 11 Posted July 11 3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: I'm going to stay old school and call a duck a duck. Soft drink is any beverage you can name that doesn't include alcohol. Now, excuse me while I go and guzzle some lemon balm. Yes, another soft drink. According to ChatGPT, soft drink referring to any nonalcoholic drink hasn't been common in American English since the 19th century. By the turn of the 20th century, and the rise of drinks like Coca Cola, soft drink specifically meant flavored carbonated drinks. So this is so outdated to the point of being archaic. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 11 Posted July 11 Just now, Insipid said: According to ChatGPT, soft drink referring to any nonalcoholic drink hasn't been common in American English since the 19th century. By the turn of the 20th century, and the rise of drinks like Coca Cola, soft drink specifically meant flavored carbonated drinks. So this is so outdated to the point of being archaic. AKA The American Book of Truncated English or whatever the fuck he said. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 1 minute ago, Insipid said: According to ChatGPT, soft drink referring to any nonalcoholic drink hasn't been common in American English since the 19th century. By the turn of the 20th century, and the rise of drinks like Coca Cola, soft drink specifically meant flavored carbonated drinks. So this is so outdated to the point of being archaic. All except when local government requlations REQUIRE that soft drinks and hard drinks are to be listed in separate columns during the post shift inventory count. Is it coffee without the Wild Turkey in it? Soft drink. Is it coffee to which Wild Turkey has been added? Hard drink. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted July 11 Posted July 11 23 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: All except when local government requlations REQUIRE that soft drinks and hard drinks are to be listed in separate columns during the post shift inventory count. Is it coffee without the Wild Turkey in it? Soft drink. Is it coffee to which Wild Turkey has been added? Hard drink. So I looked this up and government regulations with soft drinks brought up things like the soda tax in NYC. In the case you stated, I'm pretty sure they'd just label it alcoholic and nonalcoholic. I think this is just your weird way of showing off about knowing an etymological factoid, why they're called hard and soft drinks. You havr history of doing such things. 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Caffeine is a drug like lemon balm is a drug. So you’re saying you’re addicted to lemon balm too? 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 Just now, 1pooh4u said: So you’re saying you’re addicted to lemon balm too? Just like anybody who drinks water is addicted to dihydrogen monoxide, I guess. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 11 Posted July 11 Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Just like anybody who drinks water is addicted to dihydrogen monoxide, I guess. I mean, if you think about it, aren't we all addicted to dihydrogen monoxide? 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 4 minutes ago, Insipid said: So I looked this up and government regulations with soft drinks brought up things like the soda tax in NYC. In the case you stated, I'm pretty sure they'd just label it alcoholic and nonalcoholic. I think this is just your weird way of showing off about knowing an etymological factoid, why they're called hard and soft drinks. You havr history of doing such things. But he’s wrong. Listing things on an inventory as hard drinks or soft drinks isn’t a thing and if it were it has nothing to do with coffee being considered a softdrink. It’s not 30 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: All except when local government requlations REQUIRE that soft drinks and hard drinks are to be listed in separate columns during the post shift inventory count. Is it coffee without the Wild Turkey in it? Soft drink. Is it coffee to which Wild Turkey has been added? Hard drink. Stop making shit up just because you lost the argument 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I mean, if you think about it, aren't we all addicted to dihydrogen monoxide? Hopelessly so. Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Just like anybody who drinks water is addicted to dihydrogen monoxide, I guess. Eww your truncated English is a disgusting thing to behold 1 Quote
naraku360 Posted July 11 Posted July 11 Bagging this 35 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Wild Turkey 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: But he’s wrong. Listing things on an inventory as hard drinks or soft drinks isn’t a thing and if it were it has nothing to do with coffee being considered a softdrink. It’s not Stop making shit up just because you lost the argument Otaaaay.... See, folks? THAT'S why they are On... a... separate... list at those casino bars. Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Otaaaay.... See, folks? THAT'S why they are On... a... separate... list at those casino bars. What lists are you talking about. Show me the lists that aren’t just menus separating alcoholic beverages, soft drinks and non alcoholic beverages 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 Show me the actual inventory list of a casino bar and the regulations stating they have to do a post count daily inventory of alcohol sold and soft drinks sold. Show me now. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 Just now, 1pooh4u said: What lists are you talking about. Show me the lists that aren’t just menus separating alcoholic beverages, soft drinks and non alcoholic beverages Those are the inventory lists, prepared by the bartenders, post shift, not publications to which the patrons have access. It's done this way because the regulators in charge of alcohol don't want to wade through seven hundred pages of Pepsi, coffee, virgin marys, etc. when they only want the last three or four months of alcohol transactions. 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Those are the inventory lists, prepared by the bartenders, post shift, not publications to which the patrons have access. It's done this way because the regulators in charge of alcohol don't want to wade through seven hundred pages of Pepsi, coffee, virgin marys, etc. when they only want the last three or four months of alcohol transactions. Show me the lists I want to see the lists and the written regulations for NJ saying they gotta do the bullshit you say. Show me the lists and regulations 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Show me the lists I want to see the lists and the written regulations for NJ saying they gotta do the bullshit you say. Show me the lists and regulations I'm no longer an employee of any casino, I'm no longer in any contact with the bartenders and therefore no longer have any access to the documents you're asking for. Now, I GAVE you the reason. You're only arguing now that a handbook can be quoted on the subject while you deliberately ignore the final EFFECT of the same handbook. 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: I'm no longer an employee of any casino, I'm no longer in any contact with the bartenders and therefore no longer have any access to the documents you're asking for. Now, I GAVE you the reason. You're only arguing now that a handbook can be quoted on the subject while you deliberately ignore the final EFFECT of the same handbook. Nonsense I want to see the lists and regulations. Not the words of some truncated English speaking pile of wtf 1 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 What?!? They got rules and regulations but the state never even wrote it down? show me the lists 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Nonsense I want to see the lists and regulations. Not the words of some truncated English speaking pile of wtf Pooh doesn't understand the relations of cause and effect... That explains all else about any subject to which Pooh claims a deep seated knowlege from eleven billion years of hanging out with people who under no circumstances ever knew the outside of academia. 2 Quote
naraku360 Posted July 11 Posted July 11 Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Pooh doesn't understand the relations of cause and effect... That explains all else about any subject to which Pooh claims a deep seated knowlege from eleven billion years of hanging out with people who under no circumstances ever knew the outside of academia. Show the state regulations. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 Just now, naraku360 said: Show the state regulations. The regs have been posted already and I'm just giving you the effect or outcome of those very same regs. I'm talking to YOU! PSST... Regulating behavior changes the behavior... 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Pooh doesn't understand the relations of cause and effect... That explains all else about any subject to which Pooh claims a deep seated knowlege from eleven billion years of hanging out with people who under no circumstances ever knew the outside of academia. You just make shit up when you approach the all is lost moment. Packard doesn’t understand that everything is on the internet. Not just “academia” and regulations aren’t regulations if they aren’t written down. show me the state regulations and the lists you’re talking about that must be made or they don’t exist. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 (edited) 9 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: You just make shit up when you approach the all is lost moment. Packard doesn’t understand that everything is on the internet. Not just “academia” and regulations aren’t regulations if they aren’t written down. show me the state regulations and the lists you’re talking about that must be made or they don’t exist. They ARE written down. That's what is ALREADY POSTED here! Look, when the regs say that alcohol is what the regulatory authorities are interested in and NOT the soft drinks, how much sense does it make to keep them ALL in ONE single list? The regulators DO NOT want to read ANYTHING about how many Coke and Grenadine concoctions were served when ALCOHOL is what they are there to track and control. Edited July 11 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: They ARE written down. That's what is ALREADY POSTED here! Look, when the regs say that alcohol is what the regulatory authorities are interested in and NOT the soft drinks, how much sense does it make to keep them ALL in ONE single list? The regulators DO NOT want to read ANYTHING about how many Coke and Grenadine concoctions were served when ALCOHOL is what they are there to track and control. I don’t see them. Post them again. Post the regs post the list or its all nonsense from a pseudo intellectual who can’t stand to lose an argument. 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 You said by law they have to write a separate inventory list. Show me those lists show me the regulations that say that. 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 11 Posted July 11 well....let me add my fucking 3 cent if it's not a rifle, then what are you holding? 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 (edited) 21 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: You said by law they have to write a separate inventory list. Show me those lists show me the regulations that say that. The old pick the nit to ignore what the LAW ends up causing. As I SAID already... I DON'T WORK THERE anymore. You're asking me to go into an area where I am NOT AUTHORIZED and commandeer a document for your amusement. Cause and effect more simplified and dumbed down to its lowest common denominator for you: Reg: Outside beverages and backpacks are NOT permitted at the Cumberland County Fair Grounds. Effect: I carry a small handbag and keep packets of instant coffee powder in my shirt pocket. Since the effect is the ONLY sensible way for me to carry the things I buy there and ensure my beverage of choice at a reasonable price, I am EFFECTIVELY REQUIRED to do so. Edited July 11 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 (edited) 10 minutes ago, discolé monade said: well....let me add my fucking 3 cent if it's not a rifle, then what are you holding? A very old bolt action shotgun, twelve gauge, missing the clip. We just loaded one round at a time in it. No, I did not read the make or model number. Edited July 11 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow 1 Quote
naraku360 Posted July 11 Posted July 11 4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: The old pick the nit to ignore what the LAW ends up causing. So it's not written in law and you lied when you said it was. Should've just said so. 1 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 12 minutes ago, discolé monade said: well....let me add my fucking 3 cent if it's not a rifle, then what are you holding? A penis 4 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 1 minute ago, naraku360 said: So it's not written in law and you lied when you said it was. Should've just said so. That quote is out of context. Thanks for playing. Laws have effects on things. Keep on reading to stay informed. 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 21 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: The old pick the nit to ignore what the LAW ends up causing. As I SAID already... I DON'T WORK THERE anymore. You're asking me to go into an area where I am NOT AUTHORIZED and commandeer a document for your amusement. Cause and effect more simplified and dumbed down to its lowest common denominator for you: Reg: Outside beverages and backpacks are NOT permitted at the Cumberland County Fair Grounds. Effect: I carry a small handbag and keep packets of instant coffee powder in my shirt pocket. Since the effect is the ONLY sensible way for me to carry the things I buy there and ensure my beverage of choice at a reasonable price, I am EFFECTIVELY REQUIRED to do so. So the laws don’t exist you made it all up to distract from the fact that you’re a caffeine and nicotine crackhead incorrectly asserting that coffee is a softdrink. Those cleaning products really fucked your head up. You should sue for damages 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 Just now, 1pooh4u said: So the laws don’t exist you made it all up to distract from the fact that you’re a caffeine and nicotine crackhead incorrectly asserting that coffee is a softdrink. Those cleaning products really fucked your head up. You should sue for damages There's more on the subject in the "What are you thinking, right now?" Thread. Maybe the concept of cause and effect could be explained to you in different terms by way of pointing out a much different state law and what it does with my behavior. Quote
scoobdog Posted July 11 Posted July 11 3 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: How tall are most basketball stars? Didn't Scoob just claim to be that tall? No, shorty, I did not. 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 Just now, scoobdog said: No, shorty, I did not. So, who is "one third taller" than my sixty seven inches? Quote
scoobdog Posted July 11 Posted July 11 6 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Those cleaning products really fucked your head up. You should sue for damages You forget… he did and he won. 3 Quote
scoobdog Posted July 11 Posted July 11 1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: So, who is "one third taller" than my sixty seven inches? Are you sure you’re 67”? Do you have proof? 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 11 Posted July 11 2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: There's more on the subject in the "What are you thinking, right now?" Thread. Maybe the concept of cause and effect could be explained to you in different terms by way of pointing out a much different state law and what it does with my behavior. Nope, you lose sir. You couldn’t prove anything that you said to anyone’s satisfaction. There are no required inventory lists nor are there any regulations in NJ mandating such. 3 Quote
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