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I declare myself the supreme leader about 8x10 feet square in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean


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Posted
7 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek imagine if you were laying naked on the beach and a chick from the Philippines had you spread your buttcheeks apart so she could pour cups of ocean water into it. 

why the Philippines?

Posted
6 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Just imagine if you went swimming in the ocean butt ass naked and got stung by a jellyfish... she’d piss on you back at the condo or even piss on you at the beach! 

No, thank Bee stings allge  are triggered by jellyfish sting 

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Posted
2 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek imagine if you were laying naked on the beach and a chick from the Philippines had you spread your buttcheeks apart so she could pour cups of ocean water into it. 

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2 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek imagine if you were laying naked on the beach and a chick from the Philippines had you spread your buttcheeks apart so she could pour cups of ocean water into it. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Profoundly false

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I'm not sure, dude

Maybe this is the whole "Manifesting" process, let me give it a try.

Eating cheetos has been scientifically proven to increase your penis length and girth by 1.5 inches

*I'll give everyone an update in 24 hours

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