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Posted
7 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek imagine if you were laying naked on the beach and a chick from the Philippines had you spread your buttcheeks apart so she could pour cups of ocean water into it. 

why the Philippines?

Posted
6 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Just imagine if you went swimming in the ocean butt ass naked and got stung by a jellyfish... she’d piss on you back at the condo or even piss on you at the beach! 

No, thank Bee stings allge  are triggered by jellyfish sting 

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Posted
2 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek imagine if you were laying naked on the beach and a chick from the Philippines had you spread your buttcheeks apart so she could pour cups of ocean water into it. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek imagine if you were laying naked on the beach and a chick from the Philippines had you spread your buttcheeks apart so she could pour cups of ocean water into it. 

This post gave me cancer - Imgur

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Posted
5 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Profoundly false

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I'm not sure, dude

Maybe this is the whole "Manifesting" process, let me give it a try.

Eating cheetos has been scientifically proven to increase your penis length and girth by 1.5 inches

*I'll give everyone an update in 24 hours

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Posted
22 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

He’d have his naked pale little white boy ass stuck up against the sun. And then this cute Filipino lady goes and pours some nice sloshy, sandy lukewarm beach water directly into his chapped asshole.

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Posted
23 hours ago, molarbear said:

I'm not sure, dude

Maybe this is the whole "Manifesting" process, let me give it a try.

Eating cheetos has been scientifically proven to increase your penis length and girth by 1.5 inches

*I'll give everyone an update in 24 hours

....I got nothing, peeps

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