What's the weirdest thing you ever seen people order at a restaurant

[ghostrek]

I am curious what's the oddest thing you ever saw a person order at a restaurant me I think it was a really complicated cocktail someone is trying to order at a bar and grill and the waitress did not know what they were asking for

[[classic swim]]

Well one time I was with my folks and I couldn’t hear what this guy was going to have with his wife.

So I walked over to his table and put my face on his face as he was talking to the waiter and tried to jokingly fondle his balls a little bit with his wife watching!

[[classic swim]]

But I forgot what they ordered.

[Insipid]

One time when I was very young, my family and I went to Don Pablo's. I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I flushed it, the urinal broke and a huge amount of water started to flood the bathroom. 😬

[[classic swim]]

One time I went into Don Pablo’s bathroom as a full grown adult and pulled down my pants and shit on the floor and then I picked the turd up and went back out to rub the shit curl against this fucking old guy’s face completely unprovoked.

[naraku360]

I knew a guy who would order fries without salt at Wendy's.

Then he'd use salt packets on his fries.

[[classic swim]]

I knew a guy who barged into a crowded Wendy’s lobby just to rub his raw cock up against the counter and made the retiring manager scream all traumatized.

And then he rushed the cop inside with a knife and got shot with his penis still hanging out.

[The_annoying_one]

I saw a woman order a grilled cheese sandwich at a place that’s known mostly for steaks and burgers.

[Seight]

I've seen someone order a Club sandwich from Subway during breakfast hours.

[scoobdog]

A blowjob.

[GunStarHero]

I want you to know that I have the exact answers you are looking for with this thread. But also that I am not going to tell you but I am replying so you know that I saw this and decided not to help you out.