myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to be sedated 

[The_annoying_one]

Sure plays a mean pinball.

[Seight]

Has a Deadhead sticker on their Cadillac 

[-Kudasai-]

Wants it all but can't have it 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes watching the puddles gather rain.

[-Kudasai-]

Plays this song whenever the pizza delivery guy shows up 

Spoiler

 

 

[[classic swim]]

Freaks out like this when the sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd he asked out won’t play with his tater tots.

[-Kudasai-]

Rigged his car to do the conga

Spoiler

 

 

[mthor]

Prefers ACME over Amazon. 

[The_annoying_one]

Calls everyone a wascally wabbit.

[-Kudasai-]

While serving jury duty he and the other eleven jurors were fined by the judge for doing the conga line to and from the court room singing "guilty guilty guilty" during deliberations. The defendant was Mr. Hoonie.

Edited July 16, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Sentenced Mr. Hoonie to ten years in a federal penitentiary.

[Seight]

Told Mr. Hoonie "YOU DON'T WANT THEM FEDERAL CHARGES!" and drove off

[The_annoying_one]

Cracked an egg over Mr. Hoonie’s head.

[discolé monade]

discovered that mr. hoonie and mrs. tuddlesworth were having a torrid affair in the janitors closet. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was also member of that jury that did the conga line in fact it was her idea

[[classic swim]]

Told Mr. Hoonie he’d be rewarded parole if he eats the grandma’s hunta for breakfast.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Wrote a 200 page dissertation arguing in favor of Ross from Friends' "We were on a break!" defense. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has seen “From Justin To Kelly” 53 times.

[discolé monade]

is currently composing a rock opera to a random dissertation he found, while urban camping in connecticut. 

IS SUCH A FONT BLOCKER!!

Edited July 17, 2025 by discolé monade

[Seight]

Cannot for the life of them find where that dissertation she wrote while camping went

[The_annoying_one]

Buys movie tickets just to see the coming attractions, then leaves.

[discolé monade]

buys movie tickets only to go in the theatre, tidys up, leaves, waits outside until move is over, and tidys up some more. 

[Virtual Satyr]

Buys movie tickets, popcorn, drinks, and Skittles, only to go in the theater to make a huge freaking mess for some poor Joe to clean up.

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to the gym and leaves one mozzarella stick on every piece of equipment.

[[classic swim]]

Goes to a biker establishment and tells the least intimidating person there that they look like a naked mole rat.

[discolé monade]

likes to cosplay as the least intimidating biker, ever. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has started an online petition to have Sebastian Bach replace Chris Jericho as the lead singer in Fozzy

[[classic swim]]

During a tornado drill in school he said “WAKKA WAKKAAH” just like Fozzie Bear, and then his middle aged English lady teacher said in the Fozzie Bear voice “Would you like to go to the principal’s office?”

[Seight]

Has a Change.org petition demanding The Muppets go back to "their normal-ass voices"

[The_annoying_one]

Always answers the phone with a spot-on impression of Peter Griffin.

[-Kudasai-]

Once wrote a letter to Hefty Brand Products requesting that they make Hefty Smurf their mascot

[mthor]

Can sing the Oscar Mayer Bologna song in 7 languages.

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote the Oscar Mayer bologna song.

[Seight]

Insisted on giving lunch meat a personification for some reason

[[classic swim]]

Has a set of ladies that dance behind him and sing “He is Seight! He is Seight! He really really is Seight!”

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to fast food places and offers to buy the employees food instead.

[Seight]

Has spent years perfecting the best combinations for if you want to order from 2+ fast food restaurants in one trip

[Virtual Satyr]

Indulges in the Ultimate Fast Food Meal every Friday night by going to Wendy's for a Dave's Double, McDonald's for the fries, Taco Bell for a Baja Blast, and finally to Dairy Queen for a Blizzard, a different flavor every time "just to mix things up."

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to every single fast food place in a 25-mile radius and asks for one single fry, then combines all of those fries and devours them.

[mthor]

Is on call to open pickle jars for the elderly on alternate Tuesdays. 

[discolé monade]

coordinated a network of pickle jar openers, only to be utilized on alternate tuesdays. 

[The_annoying_one]

Opens jars of pickles with a blowtorch and a chisel.

[[classic swim]]

Opens a jar of pickles by placing a plate on the floor and smashing the pickle jar against the wall. 

[Virtual Satyr]

Goes shopping and tightens every lid on the pickle jars.

 

Doesn’t even buy pickles.

[-Kudasai-]

Puts Italian seasoning in their cereal 

[The_annoying_one]

Puts ketchup in oatmeal.

[Seight]

Puts chocolate syrup on mashed potatoes 

[The_annoying_one]

Eats mashed potatoes with a straw.

[discolé monade]

taught guy fieri everything he doesn't know.