myth busters: boar3d edition

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Brought Mr. Pig to the Bay of Pigs.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Brought Peppa Pig to the Bay of Pigs.

[-Kudasai-]

Talks like Porky Pig when nervous 

[discolé monade]

his favorite animal is the piggy, and is planning an elaborate trip to the bay of pigs, because 'awwww'

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Brought Mr. Hoonie to the Bay of Hoonies.

[discolé monade]

has a shrine to mr hoonié in his basement. 

[-Kudasai-]

Sings lullabies to her Komodo Dragons every night 

Edited April 12, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Reads Mr. Hoonie a bedtime story every night.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes to Belgium for authentic Belgian waffles 

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Brought a bull in a china shop.

[-Kudasai-]

Was dressed up as a bull in a China shop 

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ghostrek tried presenting one of his threads to the uemb Senate and Kudasai made angry bull noises at ghostrek and chased him around like a bull.

[The_annoying_one]

Is developing a new type of deodorant that smells like sweat and shame.

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Asks himself every night how the inside of colons are always shown to be clean.

[-Kudasai-]

Trims his nose hairs with hedge clippers 

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How he felt when he got disciplined for the first time in his life a long long time ago.

[The_annoying_one]

Throws water balloons at people in the Walmart parking lot.

[-Kudasai-]

Had to take a personal day the moment he found out that Undertaker and Kane were not really brothers 

[Seight]

Did the same when he found out Paul Bearer was neither Kane or The Undertaker's actual father

[discolé monade]

likes to dress like the chairman of the board and stroll around walmart like....

[-Kudasai-]

Used to be roommates with Alundra Blayze

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[discolé monade]

doesn't realize that i don't really know anything about the wrestling world, other than he did smell what the rock was cooking, while seeing john cena in the corner really giving it to one of those twins. 

[-Kudasai-]

Talks like Huckleberry Hound when pissed 

[The_annoying_one]

Eats ice cream cones sideways.

[-Kudasai-]

Eats ice cream with a fork 

[Seight]

Eats cake with chopsticks

[discolé monade]

eats green beans with his toes. 

[-Kudasai-]

Drinks wine with a straw

[little_girl_lost]

President of the Chris Kattan fan club

[-Kudasai-]

President of the Karl Malden fan club 

[The_annoying_one]

Helped Russell Brand become famous.

[discolé monade]

doesn't know that brand has been arrested for...bad bad things. 

[The_annoying_one]

Needs to know that I really didn’t know that and sincerely apologize.

[-Kudasai-]

Gave Mr. Hoonie a ride in his Oscar Mayer Weinermobile

[The_annoying_one]

His personal vehicle is an ice cream truck.

[discolé monade]

shakes his fists angrily at the grass and yells 'stop growing on my yard'

[-Kudasai-]

Is vice president of the ever so popular Robert Stack fan club. Yours truly is of course the president.

[discolé monade]

has continuely applied for secretary of the robert stack fan club. he keeps submitting his glamour shot pics, but no bites yet. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has been known to yell at the sky at exactly 2:37 every Thursday afternoon.

[little_girl_lost]

Has been known to say "Go Go Gadget Penis!" at the start of intercourse

[-Kudasai-]

Thought badminton was spanking mittens for misbehaving 

[The_annoying_one]

Is raising funds for the first ever naked badminton tournament.

[discolé monade]

has naked badmintion tournies in his back yard, several times a year. 

he also is the local bondsman's favorite customer. 

[Insipid]

Sang Lady Marmalade with fuggs at karaoke night one time.

"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

[The_annoying_one]

Was an extra in the music video for Lady Marmalade.

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He wants also a small, seasoned curlies.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a personal vendetta against the Easter Bunny.

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When he’s asked by the Civil Court lady if he wants to visit their website, he says “you can visit my ass.”

[-Kudasai-]

Drinks booze from a sippy cup 

[[classic swim]]

Kudasai was on an episode of Sesame Street and when Elmo asked if he’d like to visit the Ronald McDonald house, he points to Tao and says “you can visit his ass.”