discolé monade Posted February 19 Author Posted February 19 is currently working on a puppet opera about the life and times of kid rock. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 19 Posted February 19 (edited) Used to be a practioner in psychic surgery Edited February 19 by Blazing Puck 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Tried to submit apple juice during a mandatory urine test. 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Honored veteran of the Console Wars 1 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 19 Author Posted February 19 went to a jazz club, someone yelled 'scat man scat', so he took a shit on stage. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Goes to comedy clubs just to heckle the comedians. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Went into Dave & Buster’s just to tell the staff lady that the chip prices are the most disorienting bullshit. 3 Quote
GunStarHero Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Uses public transit not because they need to but because they want to aggressively bark at anyone that tries to sit by them before sprinting away on all fours. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Once stole a stethoscope from their doctor’s office because they’re just too fun to play with. 3 Quote
GunStarHero Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Driven mad attempting to find out why kids love cinnamon toast crunch. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 19 Author Posted February 19 knows, unaquivocally, that mikey, did not, in fact like it. he hadn't eaten in 3 days to make the commercial. they were there to deny the poor kid food. 4 Quote
1pooh4u Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Cat napped the original Morris the 9 Lives Cat food cat for $100k and free dry cat food for life ransom. And she got it too 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Goes super saiyan when ever someone bumps into him at his preferable establishment of choice. 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Was banned from his favorite establishment for asking “Where’s the sauce?!?!” one too many times. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Was asked to leave Denny’s because he called Tammy a fricken choofus. 3 Quote
Seight Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Knows just by looking at a picture which Harrah's location it is 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 20 Posted February 20 (edited) Once got caught trying to use arcade tokens as change in a 7-eleven. Edited February 20 by The_annoying_one 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Fell asleep was transported into a 1940s short of Daffy & Porky the Pig. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 20 Posted February 20 (edited) Served in G.I. Joe Edited February 20 by Blazing Puck 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 20 Author Posted February 20 was the prototype for the 6 million dollar man. the $3.50 man.....mistakes were made....lawsuits were paid out. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Played in the Power Rangers TV series for 3 seasons. 2 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 20 Posted February 20 (edited) Is trying to solve the mystery of the purple stuff in the old Sunny D commericials Edited February 23 by Blazing Puck 4 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Brought the Judas chair into the local BBQ joint. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Brings a lawn chair inside Walmart in case he needs to take a break. 3 Quote
GunStarHero Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Likes to go metal detecting in the local pawn shops. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 20 Author Posted February 20 knows EXACTLY where the bodies are buried. 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Once threw a party in their own home….but wasn’t invited to it. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 20 Posted February 20 (edited) Taught kindergarten and refused to share his coke soda with the babies even though the babies held him in high regard. Edited February 20 by [classic swim] 3 Quote
GunStarHero Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Owns a comically oversized cellphone strictly for terrorizing the general populace of England. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 20 Author Posted February 20 this one time, at band camp..... they decided that the flute was not the instrument for them. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Taught the hokey pokey to a group of displaced refugees in a third world country. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Brought up Hockey Chicken to the Salvation Army. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 20 Author Posted February 20 (edited) loves taking 12 pack carboard cartons, and making GWAR helmets, while moshing to tiffany's 'i think we're alone now' Edited February 20 by discolé monade past participle dangly bits. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Was a 5th string NFL QB for 15 years, got into exactly 1 play. Considers it his life's highest achievement. Spoiler He got sacked for a loss of 20 yards. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Despite his avatar has never actually played Chrono Trigger 3 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Despite his avatar he absolutely reviles the Calgary Flames. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 20 Author Posted February 20 despite all his rage, he's still a rat in a cage. 1 2 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Went on a months-long search for the Highway To Hell after listening to AC/DC. 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 20 Author Posted February 20 was stevie wonders driving instructor. 4 Quote
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