myth busters: boar3d edition

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Was in the mini van with Still Me & LB when LB squinted his eyes like a fat mole to unleash a dozen hot fudge sundaes in his underwear.

[-Kudasai-]

Was an extra in a episode of Dukes of Hazzard.

[The_annoying_one]

Was a stunt double in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

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Was in charge of catering for Mr. Meaty.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the one who told that one senator that Beavis and Butt-Head's names were "Buff-Coat and Beaver."

[[classic swim]]

Was the one who left me a drunken voicemail about Porky’s butthole.

[The_annoying_one]

Convinced Tipper Gore to slap the “Parental Advisory” sticker on almost all good music.

[little_girl_lost]

Lost a testicle in a whack a mole accident

[The_annoying_one]

Uses cayenne pepper in place of deodorant most days.

[[classic swim]]

Had to ask people around the pharmacy what twerking meant.

[The_annoying_one]

Went to Wendy’s and asked them for their best tips for unclogging a toilet.

[-Kudasai-]

Learned why you should never leave Mr. Hoonie up to his own devices 

Edited Sunday at 03:41 PM by -Kudasai-

[little_girl_lost]

Can't help but wonder, if mark david chapman looked like luigi mangione, would we all think john lennon had it comin?

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote a letter to David Letterman, asking if the space between his teeth was up for rent.

[little_girl_lost]

can unhinge his jaw like a snake

[-Kudasai-]

Once found a Cheeto that looked liked Calvin Coolidge.

[The_annoying_one]

Saw George Washington at a 7-11 in Austin, Texas.

[-Kudasai-]

Claims to be the descendant of Martin Van Buren.

[[classic swim]]

Hugged Mike Francesa outside a grocery store in Roslyn, New York.

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to belly flop onto wooden crates like Crash Bandicoot.

[The_annoying_one]

Throws turtle shells at the cars in front of him on the highway.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a French poodle named Jean-Claude.

[[classic swim]]

Roses are red, Kudasai shaved his hair,

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[The_annoying_one]

Once had a gig as Neil Diamond‘s tour bus driver.

[mthor]

Dresses up as Elvis and performs weddings at random drive thrus.

[-Kudasai-]

Auditioned for the role of Smurfette in 1980

[The_annoying_one]

Waters down peanut butter before making a sandwich with it.

[little_girl_lost]

uses de-tangler on spaghetti

[[classic swim]]

Went to Burger King and got chocolate malt ball candies after asking for whoppers.

[-Kudasai-]

Created an app for lonely male mockingbirds that have yet to find a mate so they'll stop chirping outside his window in the middle of the night.

[[classic swim]]

Claimed Mr. Hoonie took his wallet when he took me and Raptorpat to the Pizza Hut buffet. 

[-Kudasai-]

Used the reward money he got from turning in Mr. Snoot to the U.S. Marshals to buy a fleshlight of Dr. Crusher for Ghostrek's birthday.

[[classic swim]]

Was waiting in line at Cici’s Pizza when ghostrek crawled on the ground to put his head between Kudasai’s legs.

[-Kudasai-]

His reaction after seeing Ghostrek being given a demonstration of a sleeper hold afterwards.

[[classic swim]]

Waited until night time to do this to ghostrek.

[-Kudasai-]

Auditioned for the role of Big Smoke in GTA San Andreas.

[[classic swim]]

Was originally in the live action Scooby Doo movie where he fights Scrappy Rex.

[-Kudasai-]

His first cousin 

[[classic swim]]

Died in Paper Mario and said “it’s laborious!”

[The_annoying_one]

Bought a couple of Hawaiian shirts, only to throw them against the wall in a fit of rage when the tags all said “Made in Korea”.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Insists on referring to anyone named Leonard as "Nard."

[The_annoying_one]

Is pushing for everyone in the world to wear a name tag.

[Insipid]

Got Doomy into weed and listening to music. He laughed so hard when Doomy cried to, of all things, Iron Maiden.

[The_annoying_one]

Refuses to wear any article of clothing more than once.

[[classic swim]]

ghostrek tied him up and forced him to eat cheeseburgers when suggesting to stop using ai.

[-Kudasai-]

During his visit at a local drug store in Sun Crest, Washington.

Edited 9 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Always tells people he wants to have “a whale of a good time”, with a goofy smile on his face.

[-Kudasai-]

Did to this Mr Hoonie after he found out that he used his credit card for this

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