myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Once got sent to the principal's office after he told his teacher that he's only civil because he didn't know any swear words. 

Edited April 19 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

 JUST got a job as a bartender at the pink pony club. 

[-Kudasai-]

Once got sent to principal's office for writing a report on if cannibalism should be grounds for leniency in murders since it's less wasteful.

[The_annoying_one]

Drove to Billings, Montana and told their mayor to smell his armpits.

[[classic swim]]

Got a job as a teacher and only speaks in the Fozzie Bear voice to entertain the kids, but when they’re mean he approaches them and goes “Wocka wocka would you like to go to the principal’s office?”

[-Kudasai-]

Sings this song to himself in the mirror every morning 

Spoiler

 

 

[Virtual Satyr]

Still avoids stepping on cracks to not inflict spinal damage to their mother.

[[classic swim]]

Still fits his entire fist up Scoobdog’s ass after @scoobdog just took a big fucking shit 

[The_annoying_one]

Taught Mr. Hoonie how to shave with a cheese grater.

[-Kudasai-]

Took away Ghostrek's toys as punishment for not mowing the lawn.

[discolé monade]

will neither confirm NOR deny the first moon landing. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is currently writing an impassioned speech, regarding the importance of teaching Klingon in schools.

[-Kudasai-]

Got banned from his local carwash because not owning a car goes through the carwash as a way to take a bath and get his clothes cleaned at the same time.

[The_annoying_one]

Was banned from the nicest hotel in his city for taking a bubble bath in the jacuzzi. The other people who were in the jacuzzi are still traumatized.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite pick up line.. 

"I'm not dumb I just have a command of thoroughly useless information"

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Always says "WWII" as "dubya-dubya-two."

[little_girl_lost]

Was the first man ever to sport the spider web elbow tattoo

[The_annoying_one]

Has a piercing between each thumb and index finger.

[scoobdog]

On 4/19/2026 at 9:58 PM, [classic swim] said:

Still fits his entire fist up Scoobdog’s ass after @scoobdog just took a big fucking shit 

All the sudden you Ghostrek, now?

In the immortal words of Big Boi to his compatriot Andre Ice Cold 3000, act like you got some sense.

[discolé monade]

only participates to pimp slap a bitch. 

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a Superman cape when eating a hero sandwich.

[The_annoying_one]

Dresses like Popeye whenever he eats spinach.

[-Kudasai-]

Dresses like Shredder when eating turtle soup.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Any time he decides to have turtle soup for dinner, he says out loud, whether or not anyone is around to hear it, "Tonight we dine on turtle soup!"

[The_annoying_one]

Will only eat chicken on Tuesdays, and only if “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” is playing in the background.

[-Kudasai-]

Sells hair tonic to bald eagles in Nebraska

[The_annoying_one]

Sells volcano insurance on the coast of the Pacific Ocean.

[little_girl_lost]

Has a 65" flat screen tv held to his wall with command strips

[discolé monade]

loves picking up fresh cuts of beef, only bring them home, slam them on the table and loudly proclaim:

"MEATS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS"

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to call about house listings in her area, and ask if the basement is nice and secluded for reasons she refuses to discuss.

[discolé monade]

 

this one time, he  got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

[little_girl_lost]

starved her pet rock

[-Kudasai-]

Was elected president of the RC Cola fanclub. Was impeached two weeks later.

[scoobdog]

Once tried to sabotage an entire shipment of RC Cola by making his own in the shed behind his house and meticulously replacing every single can in the only 12 pack on the shelf.   When that one case miraculously was purchased, It backfired so spectacularly RC blackmailed him into being head of their R&D department.

[-Kudasai-]

Asked to borrow the Judas Chair in case Classic Swim decides to tag him.

[[classic swim]]

His ex wife Mavis danced her saggy titties out the house window, he sang to his neighbors in his Kudasai Blue Magic voice going “she’s got to be the saddest Ho to seeeeeeeee”

[The_annoying_one]

Was permanently banned from the Empire State Building for laying spike strips behind him everywhere he walked.

[[classic swim]]

No longer allowed at Universal Studios for the big scene he caused at the E.T. ride.

[-Kudasai-]

Is planning on tagging Scoob just so he can see what the Judas Chair actually feels like.

[The_annoying_one]

Will be passing out RC Colas at the Scoob In The Judas Chair Watch Party.

[discolé monade]

plans on creating a 'themed pictionary' for next weeks game night.  **hint, it has to do with a judas chair, and how to tag someone**

[The_annoying_one]

Has the power to tag people with nothing more than a cold stare.

[discolé monade]

has been working on his 'the rock stare-down', managed to get pink eye. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has informed players that tonight's Pictionary night's theme will be...

Things more useful than Nabs.

[The_annoying_one]

Once played Scrabble with Packard, under the stipulation that the loser has to eat a boiled hamburger.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Mr Hoonie that "when a man represents himself in court he has a fool for a client" and Mr Hoonie shouted "With God as my witness, I am that fool"  Awkward silence soon followed.

[discolé monade]

has proclaimed, until his dying day, that HE coined the term "WAAAASSSSSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPPP!?!?!?!" 

[little_girl_lost]

knows how to draw "Dignity" in pictionary

[The_annoying_one]

Knows how to play Rummy with a deck of UNO cards.

[little_girl_lost]

can play monopoly backwards