myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Built an altar of Fugg's hooha in his bedroom

[[classic swim]]

He got pussybitch Nabs banned

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks the Sistine Chapel was painted by Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns every issue of Mr. T's T-Force comic books. 

[Insipid]

Trifecta comments

The father

The son

The Holy Spirit

Thank you, O Celestial Hooha

[Insipid]

Kudasai 🤬

[-Kudasai-]

Always describes Fugg's hooha as the world of wow. 

[The_annoying_one]

Chops up a couple of hot dogs in his oatmeal every morning.

[discolé monade]

claims to be a world  a renouned toaster oven chef, until a stalker incident started to form, with a man obsessed with toaster oven pork chops. 

[-Kudasai-]

It takes her 47 minutes to make 7 minute frosting. 

[little_girl_lost]

has a restraining order against this guy

Spoiler

 

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite book is the thesaurus.

[-Kudasai-]

Steals ice cubes from the Olive Garden.

[discolé monade]

checks in hotels JUST take all the ice. 

[The_annoying_one]

Breaks into every hotel room and turns on all the faucets before calmly leaving.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to bring back the World Bodybuilding Federation.

[The_annoying_one]

Tells everyone he can lift a car right over his head. Doesn’t tell them he’s talking about a Matchbox car.

[-Kudasai-]

Evicted Mr Hoonie after he ate the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake.

Edited Saturday at 12:14 AM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Goes by the alias Hot Lips O’Houlihan.

[-Kudasai-]

Regrets renting one of his spare rooms to Mr Hoonie because there's a horrific odor he can't rid of. He now suspects that Mr Hoonie was sneaking Packard over for their late night pinochle games.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is dedicated to the idea of naming his first born daughter Mulva.

[-Kudasai-]

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity 

Spoiler

 

 

[[classic swim]]

Him and Doom bought walkie talkies to save money on their phone bills.

[-Kudasai-]

Is renting his doghouse to Ghostrek

[The_annoying_one]

Once owed Blockbuster a $2,000 late fee for The Sound Of Music.

[-Kudasai-]

Is suing Mr Hoonie for unpaid rent. He's taking the case to Judge Judy.

[[classic swim]]

He and Judge Joe Brown were both arrested together back in 2014.

[-Kudasai-]

Was also arrested that day for filing a false police report. 

[The_annoying_one]

Still crank calls radio stations.

[[classic swim]]

Was the jail guard who turned a blind eye when we all saw Judge Joe Brown take someone’s ass.

[-Kudasai-]

Put "seeking an Olive Garden waiter who won't press charges" on his dating profile.

Edited Saturday at 07:00 PM by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

has been dodging colombia house for 17 years. owes them 21$

[-Kudasai-]

Refuses to take a bath without her Daffy Duck rubber duckie.

[discolé monade]

refuses to NOT let kalgon take him away. 

[The_annoying_one]

Still has a really impressive collection of snap bracelets.

[discolé monade]

has a safe deposit box for 57 swatch swatches. 

[-Kudasai-]

Home security system is based off the traps from the Home Alone movies.

[The_annoying_one]

Shoves antiviral medicine into his computer because he believes that’s the best antivirus software for it.

[discolé monade]

has been known to sit with a hair dryer,  at the end of his driveway, pointed at the street, to discourage speeding cars. 

Spoiler

look at all the glorious commas. 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a personal vendetta against the letter Q.

[[classic swim]]

Stole a cardboard cutout of the mattress sheep mascot. 

[-Kudasai-]

Threw a water bucket at Mr. Hoonie because he forgot to take his pet barricuda out for a walk. 

Edited 15 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Sleeps on a pillow filled with mashed potatoes.

[-Kudasai-]

Put Mr. Hoonie on the "do not ever rent to" blacklist. 

[The_annoying_one]

Mixes peanut butter into the ground beef when making burgers.

[-Kudasai-]

Takes a bath in a wetsuit.

[mthor]

When he takes a shower, he takes a shower, and is now banned from Home Depot, Lowe's,  Ace Hardware, and several independent plumbing suppliers.

[[classic swim]]

She threw a basketball at a vulture’s head.

[The_annoying_one]

He went to Peter Luger’s Steakhouse and ordered fish. The employees and patrons are still laughing.

[[classic swim]]

Police entered his home and found 72 terabytes of Angry Grandpa on his hard drive.