myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Called this guy because he wanted to get a luxurious gold watch

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Edited June 9, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to exchange insurance information with the person who bumped into him in bumper cars.

[-Kudasai-]

Laughs like Popeye

[Seight]

Laughs like Spongebob

[-Kudasai-]

Laughs like Goofy

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Laughs like that one guy from Revenge of the Nerds.

[The_annoying_one]

Puts ice cream on hamburgers.

[-Kudasai-]

Combs his hair with a whisk 

Edited June 9, 2025 by Mode 7

[mthor]

Clips his nails with a hedge trimmer.

[The_annoying_one]

Still uses a rotary phone.

[Seight]

Has a Salad Shooter in their kitchen

[discolé monade]

knows how to trip the light fantastic.

[The_annoying_one]

Knows how to fry an egg using only a lightbulb and a wire hanger.

[discolé monade]

is trying to bring back the potato battery. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

3 hours ago, discolé monade said:

is trying to bring back the potato battery. 

Makes potato batteries with mashed potatoes.

[The_annoying_one]

Ran out of potatoes and made mashed onions instead.

[naraku360]

Mashes potatoes by imitating that one scene from American Pie.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Mashes potatoes with his fists while screaming "HULK SMASH!"

[The_annoying_one]

Mashes potatoes with a jackhammer.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Mashes potatoes with a weed whacker.

[Seight]

Mashes potatoes with an automatic hammer

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Insists on referring to Cosmo Kramer actor Michael Richards as "Mike Dicks."

[The_annoying_one]

Ringtone is Peter Griffin’s laugh.

[Seight]

Ringtone is the "DUN DUN" sound from Law And Order

[The_annoying_one]

Sings death metal songs in the shower.

[discolé monade]

moved off the mashed potato bit, because he doesn't want you to know, every tuesday is mashed potato night, where, our TAO, is compelled to maked mushy replicants of 'devil's tower'. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is filming a stop-motion movie where every single character is made entirely of elbow macaroni. When asked how this idea came about, she replied, “That’s what I call using the old noodle!”

[discolé monade]

is working on a mental manipulative manipulator to make people quit their job. it's some real professer x shit. 

[[classic swim]]

She made Pooh turn into an angry rabbit puppet toggling the Paramount Plus commercials going “Beavis and Butt-Head... what the fuck?!?!”

[The_annoying_one]

Refuses to let anyone into his house unless they know the secret password.

[discolé monade]

put a challenge out 10 years ago to guess his name and win a pot of gold. 

he'll never tell his true  name is Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.

Edited June 11, 2025 by discolé monade
he's a sr.

[-Kudasai-]

Faked her own death to get out of jury duty

[The_annoying_one]

Moved to Canada because he didn’t feel like going to work one day.

[Seight]

Called in because they were hungover*

*My dad told me once someone actually did this where he used to work

[The_annoying_one]

Has a rolodex of excuses to get out of everything.

[Seight]

Buys exactly one thing every week from the discount bins store

[discolé monade]

14 hours ago, Seight said:

Called in because they were hungover*

*My dad told me once someone actually did this where he used to work

i've done this. ; ] hated the job

this guy, instead of just calling in sick, he sends a sing-a-gram. 

[The_annoying_one]

Judges everyone by how well they play mini golf.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite drink is pine cone nectar 

[The_annoying_one]

Walks around his neighborhood, leaving a roll of paper towels at everyone’s doorstep.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Favorite drink is Pine-Sol.

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite food is apple cores.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Favorite music genre is applecore.

[Seight]

Favorite workout is core training in an apple barrel

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite weights to lift consist of two apples stuck onto the ends of a stick.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite Snork is Tooter

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Favorite Snork is the one that got a snorkel boner in that one episode of Family Guy.

[discolé monade]

has a life size snork plushie....or reasons. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has memorized every line from Punky Brewster.

[-Kudasai-]

Can play the Snorks theme song on the bagpipes