myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

writes fanfic about godzilla and mothra. somehow that dna spliced. 

[Mode 7]

Teaches synchronized swimming to otters

[[classic swim]]

Fed his oxtails to the dog.

[discolé monade]

if he knew the price of oxtails.....he'd still type about feeding oxtails to dogs. 

[The_annoying_one]

Spent two years in culinary school just to learn how to make the perfect bowl of cereal.

[discolé monade]

will always compliment the chef at burger king. 

[Mode 7]

Knows how to throw an Arbor Day party 

[[classic swim]]

Won a street race dressed as Yoshi.

[The_annoying_one]

Gave John Travolta a wedgie a few years ago.

[Seight]

Disguised at a fan of multiple teams at the NFL Draft

[Mode 7]

Was once Drafted by the Jacksonville Jaguars...retired from football soon after

[The_annoying_one]

Caught a fly ball at a World Series game and traded it for a pack of gum.

[Mode 7]

Has spent his entire life trying to learn the Kaplowey spell from the Smurfs

[discolé monade]

knows what jokey smurf did last summer.

[Mode 7]

Once got a "present" from Jokey Smurf. Is still haunted by his laughter to this day

[Seight]

Has nothing but bad things to say about Vanity Smurf

[The_annoying_one]

Is secretly Gargamel.

[little_girl_lost]

Is Rockin,

Rockin and rollin,

Down to the beach he's strollin

[Mode 7]

Always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech just in case

[discolé monade]

might be the one that farted in the elevator. 

[Mode 7]

Sells gasmasks near elevators 

[naraku360]

Smells ass on the escalator.

[The_annoying_one]

Walks on escalators.

[Mode 7]

Coughs on door knobs

[[classic swim]]

Interrupts a meeting by laughing exactly like this.

[Seight]

Tells Ubu to sit

[[classic swim]]

Seight’s favorite midnight snack is the snack that smiles back.

Goldfish!

[The_annoying_one]

Puts gummy bears on pizza.

[Mode 7]

Is an expert at programming drum machines 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the World Solitaire Champion for 15 years running.

[Mode 7]

His current ringtone 

Spoiler

 

 

[Seight]

Sells ferrets out of the back of a truck

[Mode 7]

Buys ferrets out of the back of a truck

[mthor]

Buys trucks from ferrets.

[The_annoying_one]

Runs a top secret ferret kicking club.

[[classic swim]]

He says a nice way to alleviate anxiety is to grease the ferret.

He gets his pet ferret to jump in a miniature tub of chicken grease.

[Mode 7]

Is making sure the Judas Chair is extra pointy because there's a possibilty that I may have to sit on it for putting my foot in my mouth

[Seight]

Wondering why they're being punished for being that flexible

[[classic swim]]

Instead of being punished, he’s rewarded with The Seight Song.

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote The Seight Song over one weekend with a pencil and a fifth of vodka.

[Mode 7]

Played a role in the war between the Smurfs and the Fairies 

[discolé monade]

knows exactly how to procure a bone in fish sammich and some bootleg dvd's 

[Mode 7]

Mastered the Kaplowey spell before TAO

[The_annoying_one]

Yells "Jumpin' Joseph Gilligan!" whenever he stubs his toes.

[[classic swim]]

Turned into John Wick because someone called his dog a choofus.

[discolé monade]

should really explain wtf a choofus is...but now my dog will be rufus, the choofus. lmao. 

that's funny.

[Mode 7]

Once thought that browser cookies were a new flavor of cookies

[The_annoying_one]

Wears a luchador mask around town.

[Mode 7]

Once competed as a luchador in Lucha Underground under the name Spoonman

[Seight]

Wrestles under a mask as El. Just El.