discolé monade Posted April 25 Author Posted April 25 writes fanfic about godzilla and mothra. somehow that dna spliced. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 25 Author Posted April 25 if he knew the price of oxtails.....he'd still type about feeding oxtails to dogs. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Spent two years in culinary school just to learn how to make the perfect bowl of cereal. 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 25 Author Posted April 25 will always compliment the chef at burger king. 2 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Gave John Travolta a wedgie a few years ago. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 26 Posted April 26 Was once Drafted by the Jacksonville Jaguars...retired from football soon after 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 26 Posted April 26 Caught a fly ball at a World Series game and traded it for a pack of gum. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 26 Posted April 26 Has spent his entire life trying to learn the Kaplowey spell from the Smurfs 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 26 Author Posted April 26 knows what jokey smurf did last summer. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 26 Posted April 26 Once got a "present" from Jokey Smurf. Is still haunted by his laughter to this day 4 Quote
Seight Posted April 26 Posted April 26 Has nothing but bad things to say about Vanity Smurf 1 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted April 26 Posted April 26 Is Rockin, Rockin and rollin, Down to the beach he's strollin 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 26 Posted April 26 Always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech just in case 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 26 Author Posted April 26 might be the one that farted in the elevator. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 26 Posted April 26 Interrupts a meeting by laughing exactly like this. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 26 Posted April 26 Seight’s favorite midnight snack is the snack that smiles back. Goldfish! 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 27 Posted April 27 Is the World Solitaire Champion for 15 years running. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 27 Posted April 27 He says a nice way to alleviate anxiety is to grease the ferret. He gets his pet ferret to jump in a miniature tub of chicken grease. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 27 Posted April 27 Is making sure the Judas Chair is extra pointy because there's a possibilty that I may have to sit on it for putting my foot in my mouth 1 1 2 Quote
Seight Posted April 27 Posted April 27 Wondering why they're being punished for being that flexible 2 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 27 Posted April 27 Instead of being punished, he’s rewarded with The Seight Song. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 27 Posted April 27 Wrote The Seight Song over one weekend with a pencil and a fifth of vodka. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Played a role in the war between the Smurfs and the Fairies 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 28 Author Posted April 28 knows exactly how to procure a bone in fish sammich and some bootleg dvd's 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Yells "Jumpin' Joseph Gilligan!" whenever he stubs his toes. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Turned into John Wick because someone called his dog a choofus. 1 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 28 Author Posted April 28 should really explain wtf a choofus is...but now my dog will be rufus, the choofus. lmao. that's funny. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Once thought that browser cookies were a new flavor of cookies 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 28 Posted April 28 Once competed as a luchador in Lucha Underground under the name Spoonman 4 Quote
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