myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

writes fanfic about godzilla and mothra. somehow that dna spliced. 

[Mode 7]

Teaches synchronized swimming to otters

[[classic swim]]

Fed his oxtails to the dog.

[discolé monade]

if he knew the price of oxtails.....he'd still type about feeding oxtails to dogs. 

[The_annoying_one]

Spent two years in culinary school just to learn how to make the perfect bowl of cereal.

[discolé monade]

will always compliment the chef at burger king. 

[Mode 7]

Knows how to throw an Arbor Day party 

[[classic swim]]

Won a street race dressed as Yoshi.

[The_annoying_one]

Gave John Travolta a wedgie a few years ago.

[Seight]

Disguised at a fan of multiple teams at the NFL Draft

[Mode 7]

Was once Drafted by the Jacksonville Jaguars...retired from football soon after

[The_annoying_one]

Caught a fly ball at a World Series game and traded it for a pack of gum.

[Mode 7]

Has spent his entire life trying to learn the Kaplowey spell from the Smurfs

[discolé monade]

knows what jokey smurf did last summer.

[Mode 7]

Once got a "present" from Jokey Smurf. Is still haunted by his laughter to this day

[Seight]

Has nothing but bad things to say about Vanity Smurf

[The_annoying_one]

Is secretly Gargamel.

[little_girl_lost]

Is Rockin,

Rockin and rollin,

Down to the beach he's strollin

[Mode 7]

Always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech just in case

[discolé monade]

might be the one that farted in the elevator. 

[Mode 7]

Sells gasmasks near elevators 

[naraku360]

Smells ass on the escalator.

[The_annoying_one]

Walks on escalators.

[Mode 7]

Coughs on door knobs

[[classic swim]]

Interrupts a meeting by laughing exactly like this.

[Seight]

Tells Ubu to sit

[[classic swim]]

Seight’s favorite midnight snack is the snack that smiles back.

Goldfish!

[The_annoying_one]

Puts gummy bears on pizza.

[Mode 7]

Is an expert at programming drum machines 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the World Solitaire Champion for 15 years running.