myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

Does the DX suck it gesture at every driver he sees 

[[classic swim]]

Tried to sell an Atari at GameStop and walked out slamming it against the parking lot.

[Mode 7]

Has been crowing outside of Pat's house in rooster costume for more than three hours. Gotta respect the stamina.

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to put an NES cartridge in his PS2.

[Mode 7]

Tried to put a Genesis cartridge in a SNES 

[[classic swim]]

He likes to pretend nose cartilage means there’s a game inside his nose.

[Mode 7]

Tired to insert an N64 cartridge in in the behind of a Olive Garden waiter 

[[classic swim]]

He made a Banjo sound when he discovered that it worked and that I could play!

[The_annoying_one]

Dreams of owning a sandwich shop where the customers make their own sandwiches while the employees yell and insult them.

[Seight]

Currently taking franchisee applications for a business that sells ice cream sandwiches (actual bread)

[Mode 7]

Plans on investing his life savings in said business 

[discolé monade]

 treats every interaction with people, like rowdy roddy piper in 'they live'. 

[Mode 7]

Is related to Valerie from Josie and the Pussycats 

[The_annoying_one]

Bosley from Charlie’s Angels is a close family friend of his.

[discolé monade]

likes to whisper sweet nothings to passers by his window. in his house. while they drive by. 

[The_annoying_one]

Left out the part where I play “Come To My Window” by Melissa Etheridge while doing this.

[Stonergoth187]

Plays in the other kid's sandbox 

[The_annoying_one]

Threw sand in my eyes when I asked to play in the sandbox.

[Stonergoth187]

questions pocketsand, hour glasses, and bean bag chairs

[[classic swim]]

Kicked out of AMC for mixing the only 2 soda options they had. 

[Stonergoth187]

has no idea that's technically a soup

[The_annoying_one]

Once made a pot of soup using every single thing in the kitchen and pantry.

[[classic swim]]

Put animal crackers in his soup.

[Stonergoth187]

left the soup out until it was a bowl of swollen animals

[The_annoying_one]

Performs a shadow puppet show every night with no audience.

[Mode 7]

Tried to tickle an octopus, it didn't end well. 

[[classic swim]]

Went to a farm and ate a Quarter Pounder in front of a cow.

[Mode 7]

Went to a farm and fed bacon to a pig

[[classic swim]]

Went to a farm and did cow tipping while in a cow costume.

[discolé monade]

before engaging in tipping of any cow, he will break out with 'nooooooooowwwwwww tell me what you want what you really really want'. 

[The_annoying_one]

Lost her mind behind a Dollar General in 1989. Found it again, years later, underneath a rock in Tempe, Arizona.

[Mode 7]

Went a farm and did the chicken dance with a flock of Bantam Chickens

[[classic swim]]

Brought a polaroid of Col. Sanders over to the chicken coop and trained the hens to peck its eyes out.

[discolé monade]

is bringing back mike score's look. kind of rocking it. 

Spoiler

how many of you scrambled to find out who the fuck mike score is?

 

[Seight]

Her answer to any haircut she deems stupid is "Say no more, fam"

[discolé monade]

has been to at least 42 sylists, barbers and hair salons. it's truely strange the number of times he's been told 'say no more, fam'. 

[little_girl_lost]

still petitions the cw for a second season of Amish in the City

[The_annoying_one]

Cackles wildly whenever a cashier asks “Would you like change?”

[mthor]

Always pays in exact change, but only with pounds, shillings, and pence (except when he visits the UK; then he uses zlotys.)

[discolé monade]

is bringing the abacus back. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is bringing Schoolhouse Rock back for a more modern audience.

[mthor]

Hankers for a hunk of cheese.

[Mode 7]

Always says "open sesame" in front of a automatic door 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to stand in front of an elevator, opening and closing the doors while gasping.

[discolé monade]

pretends he's winning at slots when he goes to the atm. 

[Mode 7]

Entertains children at birthday parties by doing the Michael Winslow sound effects

[The_annoying_one]

Once baked a pie filled with dozens of different flavors of gummy bears. People are still chewing on it.

[Mode 7]

Knows the ingredients to gummi berry juice from Gummi Bears but is sworn to secrecy.

[[classic swim]]

His wife made him sleep on the couch because he said she was lookin like one of them bootycat dolls.

[Mode 7]

Wants to bring brack 70s leisure suits