myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Uses [classic swim] as his alarm clock.

[-Kudasai-]

His ringtone is Tom from Tom and Jerry screaming in pain 

[Seight]

His ringtone is Spongebob yelling "TARTAR SAUCE!"

[-Kudasai-]

His ringtone is Shawn Michaels' Sexy Boy theme song

[The_annoying_one]

His outgoing voicemail message is in the voice of Donald Duck.

[-Kudasai-]

For reasons unknown has been banned from the city of Spearfish, South Dakota

[[classic swim]]

Got banned from a Subway in Kentucky because he went “A-SHALK SHALK A-SHALK SHALK SHALK SHALK TALKIN’ SHIT DAT’S ALL YOU CAN DOOO, TALK SHIT BITCH!”

[-Kudasai-]

Got shot by TAO's brussel sprout slingshot for crowing outside his window at six in the morning

[[classic swim]]

Saw me at 6AM and tackled me to the ground only because he always wanted to tackle a guy in a chicken costume and punch him a little bit.

[-Kudasai-]

Instead of punching him I dropped him off in front Pat's house

[The_annoying_one]

His and [classic swim]’s faces are plastered all over the security cam footage at my house.

[-Kudasai-]

Soon after his last post his reign of terror as the infamous Nintendo Bandit bank robber came to an end in a small town near Edmonton. Alberta Canada. 

Edited April 2, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

He’s Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes.

[discolé monade]

 played grimace in the theatrical realese of 'the ronald mcdonald story: fries and the fast life"

[The_annoying_one]

Once threatened to sue McDonald’s because their fries didn’t have enough salt.

[Seight]

Was joking when he suggested McDonald's create Mighty Wings

[mthor]

Is the reason the ice cream machine is always out of order.

[discolé monade]

enjoys walks to her local mcdonald's once a week to walk into the store and proudly proclaim that the szechaun sauce is nothing but their bbq sauce with red rooster sauce, then continues her leisurely stroll to the walking park, where she taunts wild geese with swan calls. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was confronted by other Jehovah Witnesses for the brutal pistol whipping of their friend the other day. They were soon confronted by Bruno and Bobo and the hostilities came to a sudden end. 

[discolé monade]

write incredible fanfic about a certain user. 

 

Edited April 2, 2025 by discolé monade
lmao, the wrong write not right but ryte

[The_annoying_one]

Knows everything there is to know about certain UEMBers, and will definitely share that information….if the price is right.

[discolé monade]

has me mistaken for some other user. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is writing a fanfic about the Adventures of Freakazoid in the Justice League 

[The_annoying_one]

Filmed a live-action parody of Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

[-Kudasai-]

Is banned by the city Shelton, Washington. He's been advised by his lawyer to not say why and was also advised to not speak about his ban from Spearfish, South Dakota

[[classic swim]]

He was reincarnated as a cat and this happened.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a tattoo of Rap Cat.

[-Kudasai-]

successfully trained a chicken to fly

Edited April 2, 2025 by Mode 7

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

His ring tone is Spongebob screaming "SOILED IT. SOILED IT."

Spoiler

How do you parody Ed Edd and Eddy?

 

[The_annoying_one]

Ring tone is the sound of a whoopee cushion.

[-Kudasai-]

Because he loves Robocop so much, every time he plays chess and it's his opponet's turn he looks right at his competitor's face and says...

Spoiler

 

Edited April 3, 2025 by Mode 7

[Seight]

Would buy that for a dollar!

[[classic swim]]

He needed an outstanding loan and the popular CEO he knew said “Seiiiiiiiggggggghhht, here’s twenty million dollars!!”

[The_annoying_one]

Knows exactly what’s in the pellets Pac-Man eats.

[mthor]

Only played Space Invaders once - he lost, so the aliens abducted him.

[The_annoying_one]

Still remembers all the cheat codes for Frogger.

[[classic swim]]

Made online betting out of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Bought Belle Dephine's used bathwater. 

[[classic swim]]

Bought a queef jar from Fuggs.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has me confused with @Insipid

[The_annoying_one]

Once spent an entire weekend inside Walmart because he got lost.

[-Kudasai-]

Takes selfies of himself on the toilet and uses them as his profile pics on his social media 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Bought AVGN's used bathwater.

[-Kudasai-]

Drank his bath water 

[The_annoying_one]

Pops popcorn with a cigarette lighter.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

35 minutes ago, Mode 7 said:

Drank his bath water 

Spoiler

My own or AVGN's?

 

[-Kudasai-]

Kills vibe of the thread by asking too many questions 

[[classic swim]]

Bums a light for his Candy cigarettes.

[-Kudasai-]

Always greets everyone at work saying this

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Smiles and waves at every driver he passes by.