myth busters: boar3d edition

[Insipid]

At Olive Garden, he frequently orders the fagioli and intentionally mispronounces it each time.

[The_annoying_one]

Got into an argument with a waiter at Olive Garden over the proper pronunciation of ravioli.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a warrant for his arrest in Florida and Texas for dine and dashing at several Olive Garden restaurants in those states

[[classic swim]]

Holds an Olive Garden hostage wearing a Theodore Chipmunk disguise and makes a mother cry by yelling “ON THE FLOOR, NOWWWWWWW”

[The_annoying_one]

Takes the free breadsticks from Olive Garden home, waits for them to get completely stale, then uses them as drumsticks.

[-Kudasai-]

Sid from Toy Story was based off TAO

Edited March 2, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Still fries ants with a magnifying glass while cackling wildly.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite hobby is eating popcorn while watching bugs getting fried by the bug zapper

[Insipid]

Doesn't give one single fuck about GTA6 coming out ever because he got so fed up with Big Smoke yelling at him for not following the damn train.

[[classic swim]]

Will pay Fuggs 8K to put chicken biryani around her hooha.

[-Kudasai-]

Bring his own food to Olive Garden

[[classic swim]]

Brings his own SNES to Olive Garden.

[Insipid]

Wants to eat sushi nyotaimori style . . . off Rosie O'Donnell.

[The_annoying_one]

Rides trains just to yell at the people onboard.

[-Kudasai-]

Is leaving on the Midnight train to Georgia

[Insipid]

Is going off the rails on a crazy train with all the references to Olive Garden.

[-Kudasai-]

Ordered chicken biryani from Olive Garden. When the refused to make it he threated to show everyone pictures of Fuggs hooha, needless to say that they complied. 

[Seight]

Secretly a marketing executive at Olive Garden

[-Kudasai-]

Slipped on pee pee at an Olive Garden bathroom and was awarded a cash settlement

[[classic swim]]

A mother orders Olive Garden doordash and he barges into her house disguised as Simon Chipmunk to hold her hostage and make her cry by yelling “GET ON THE FLOOR NOWWWWWWWWWW”

[-Kudasai-]

Goes to Olive Garden dressed up as Starscream

Edited March 3, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Once bathed in marinara.

[-Kudasai-]

Cheats at Uno

[[classic swim]]

Loves having Pepsi while playing Yahtzee.

[-Kudasai-]

Invites women over just to play Tiddlywinks

[The_annoying_one]

Specifically invites people over when he knows he’s not gonna be home.

[[classic swim]]

Wants to put on a big donkey mask when he has company and laugh like a donkey going ryehhehehehyaehhhh and fart into the couch.

[-Kudasai-]

Does the Shin Chan ass dance on the NY Subway

Edited March 3, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Writes reviews for different brands of drywall online.

[-Kudasai-]

Has come to snuff the rooster

[The_annoying_one]

Knows he ain’t gonna die.

[Seight]

Eats potatoes like a hand fruit to assert dominance

[-Kudasai-]

Won the lottery but blew all his winnings on replica wrestling title belts and various Kenny Omega merchandise

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is a lumberjack and is ok.

[-Kudasai-]

Was banned from the Rock and Roll hall of fame museum because he failed to wipe his shoes before going inside and tracked mud everywhere

[The_annoying_one]

Prays to Chris Jericho every night.

[little_girl_lost]

Uses the personalized address labels St. Jude sends him without donating.

[-Kudasai-]

Does the Kirby dance on the Detroit people mover

[The_annoying_one]

Shoves a flashlight in his mouth to become a human jack-o-lantern.

[little_girl_lost]

Shoves a fleshlight in his mouth to become a human jizz-o-lantern.

[Insipid]

Rode the sybian on Howard Stern's show to make her daddy proud.

[The_annoying_one]

Produced a couple of the Girls Gone Wild tapes.

[-Kudasai-]

Has aim like a Storm Trooper when he pees 

[Seight]

Hit a bird with a baseball once just like Randy Johnson

[The_annoying_one]

Has a personal vendetta against squirrels.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the real writer of the Blue Oyster Cult SNL skit but sold the rights to Will Ferrel.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the only person who has actually seen Dr. Claw's face from Inspector Gadget

Edited March 4, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Can understand the adults on Charlie Brown.

[discolé monade]

currently contimplating a career move to 'fish hand model'

[-Kudasai-]

Has set a record for most proposals from pizza delivery men

Edited March 4, 2025 by Mode 7