myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

is addicted to necco wafers.

[-Kudasai-]

Played a monster of the week on a episode of Power Rangers

[The_annoying_one]

Plots elaborate revenge against spam callers and bots.

[[classic swim]]

The trees are gathering around him for a hug.

[-Kudasai-]

Thsese pretzels are making him thirsty

[[classic swim]]

Watches the circus bears every Oktoberfest.

[GunStarHero]

Meticulously measures every Fruit by the Foot to ensure accuracy. 

[The_annoying_one]

Solves every problem with a strongly-worded angry letter.

[discolé monade]

 

seriously believes that carrot top is a national treasure. 

[-Kudasai-]

Got banned from all Carrot Top shows for excessive heckling 

[[classic swim]]

Does the woody woodpecker laugh to the dude at the oil change place.

[The_annoying_one]

Leaves every room by saying “Th-th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”

[[classic swim]]

Played dead and made me all sentimental before hitting me in the head with a mallet.

[discolé monade]

counts exactly 11,800 grains of rice  to prepare for dinner. 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows exactly how many oats are supposed to come in a standard container of Quaker Instant Oatmeal.

[-Kudasai-]

Hasn't given up on his dream of being a door to door book salesman

Edited February 21, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[[classic swim]]

Put in an anonymous tip about a Totino’s pizza rolls hijacking. 

[Seight]

Was told they couldn't do it, so they didn't.

[The_annoying_one]

Has an entire scrapbook filled with gold stars awarded for participation.

[[classic swim]]

Fiona Apple wanted to strike him at the Compton City Hall because he said WAKA WAKA just like Fozzie Bear.

[The_annoying_one]

Justin Timberlake thanked him during his acceptance speech for his first Grammy.

[Seight]

Member of the team that helps Cardi B with her choreography 

[mthor]

Runs a Bigfoot sanctuary.

[[classic swim]]

Takes a golf cart along highway traffic.

[The_annoying_one]

Wants to take a stab at flying a real plane just because he’s put a lot of hours in GTA flight school.

[[classic swim]]

Lent me his RC plane so I could help ghostrek fight off Berkley.

[Seight]

Wants me to go to the warehouse in San Fierro

[The_annoying_one]

Has released a collection of video tapes showcasing the many uses of a Shop-Vac.

[discolé monade]

cosplays as billy mays, every 2nd tuesday of the month at the lions club. 

[Seight]

Suggested the phrase "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!"

[discolé monade]

once was invited to george forman's for burgers....to hear it from him, HE suggested forman share his grill with the masses. 

supposedly. 

[GunStarHero]

Hides blunts around the house to cheer herself up when she finds them later on. 

[discolé monade]

is more in tune to users then she cares to realize.  ;]

[The_annoying_one]

Helped Subway come up with the “$5 Foot Long” promotion.

[Seight]

Was the first one that wanted to go to war!

[The_annoying_one]

Is secretly a vampire.

[-Kudasai-]

Believes that barbers are actually vampires

[discolé monade]

trying so very hard to bring back 1800's barbers, that may or may not have doubled as a tooth yanker OR minced meat pie entrepeneur. 

[Seight]

Investor in a company that sells those spinning poles that some barber shops have

[discolé monade]

told johnny depp he's a perfect serial killer and should definately take the roll of the mad hatter. 

[The_annoying_one]

Was a roadie for Elton John in the ‘80s.

[mthor]

Moonlights as an exorcist.

[Seight]

Trims their bushes with a pair of scissors 

[The_annoying_one]

Developed ChatGPT.

[little_girl_lost]

Knows that "All Star" was the Mystery Men song before it was the shrek song

Edited February 24, 2025 by little_girl_lost
goddam typo

[-Kudasai-]

Literally killed someone with kindess 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a pet walrus.

[-Kudasai-]

Knows the secret language of walruses 

[[classic swim]]

Dons a propeller hat, holds up a big lollipop and dances in a circle to Happy Together by The Turtles.

[The_annoying_one]

Still calls in to request songs on the radio.