myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Carries rocks in his pockets because you just never know when somebody might deserve one.

[Seight]

Knows the secrets to making the best Chicken Parm sandwich

[discolé monade]

he SWEARS he saw a puddy-tat! he DID, he DID!

[UwPp]

Licks lollipops once and puts it back in the wrapper. 

[The_annoying_one]

Owns a restaurant where people supply and prepare their own food.

[UwPp]

Sniffs the couch when people leave

[naraku360]

Is the couch.

[discolé monade]

 doesn't know where the beef is. 

 

 

 

[-Kudasai-]

Is a big fan of nine inch nails... not the band but actual nine inch nails even has a collection of them 

[The_annoying_one]

Gives every piece of meat a name and backstory before remorselessly devouring it.

[-Kudasai-]

Tried to arm wrestle a gorilla 

[discolé monade]

has tried, on multiple occassions, to use an umbrella like mary poppins. 

[-Kudasai-]

Suggests that I use it like The Penguin instead 

[discolé monade]

this guy. he gets it. 

[-Kudasai-]

Doesn't watch anime in subs or dubs but in Klingon 

[The_annoying_one]

Created Klingon.

[-Kudasai-]

Cried watching Police Academy, laughed during Titanic 

[discolé monade]

thought 'police academy' was a training video. 

Edited January 31, 2025 by discolé monade

[-Kudasai-]

Spends her time trying to do the Michael Winslow sound effects 

[discolé monade]

again, is wondering why in the hell this guy is in her private residence....

[-Kudasai-]

Knows because they won't let me leave until the ransom is payed off 

[discolé monade]

 smelled what the rock was cooking, and suggested the wrestler get a cream for it. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has the Unsolved Mysteries 800 number on speed dial 

[discolé monade]

purchased the 'dog the bounty hunter', excercise program, featuring 7 minute abs.

[The_annoying_one]

Has every single line from the Monty Python franchise memorized.

[-Kudasai-]

Entertains children at birthday parties by telling stories about this place 

[Seight]

Owns a highly successful bounce house franchise

[The_annoying_one]

Sells 12-packs of soda from the trunk of his car.

[discolé monade]

is still trying to score on some boot leg vcr tapes. 

[-Kudasai-]

Almost tripped and fell stomping down the basement stairs

[The_annoying_one]

Has never once vented his spleen before posting in Haters/Complainers.

[-Kudasai-]

Used to own the Taco Bell chihuahua 

[Seight]

Was the agent for the Taco Bell Chihuahua 

[discolé monade]

once upon a time in mexico, this guy was there. 

[little_girl_lost]

got out of bed in the middle of the night, stepped on a rubber shoe with her bare sweaty feet making a fart noise, startling her causing her to fart and queef at the same time.

[discolé monade]

 knows EXACTLY how to work a bow-tie. 

[The_annoying_one]

Can solve a Rubik’s cube in 3 seconds, blindfolded.

[[classic swim]]

Went into a LensCrafters the other day and couldn’t stop calling people dicks.

[GunStarHero]

Once met Dennis Rodman at the airport and has since spent every night waiting for him to call and invite them to North Korea. 

[The_annoying_one]

Hangs out at the airport, just hoping to meet someone remotely famous.

[[classic swim]]

Hangs out at the airport just to tell everyone waiting on their flight to fuck off.

[Seight]

Hangs out at the airport trying to sneak into the food court on the second floor

[The_annoying_one]

Goes around town tapping people’s shoulders and running away giggling.

[molarbear]

29 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Goes around town tapping people’s shoulders and running away giggling.

*Allegedly

in cahoots with the Mothman and four Chupacabras for running a Herbalife ponzi scheme involving goose poop

[GunStarHero]

Despite all his rage, is still just a rat in a cage. 

[discolé monade]

they will, flame your crew, quicker than trump fucks his youngest. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is supposed to be doing something

[The_annoying_one]

Becomes a vigilante every night as the sun goes down.

[discolé monade]

in the summertime...when the weather is high...

he will stretch right up and touch the sky. 

true story. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently awaiting trail for the theft of Pokemon cards. If convicted all charges could face life in prison.