Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Is called Blazing Puck because he lit a puck on fire and tried using it to play a game of hockey. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 (edited) Will start a fight in an empty room Edited January 17 by Blazing Puck 6 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Spends his days off at the laundromat, just hoping for a fight to break out. 1 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Currently has possession of the WWE 24/7 title belt 1 2 1 Quote
Seight Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Currently has possession of the WWE Hardcore Championship 1 2 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Currently has possession of the WWE European Championship 1 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 17 Author Posted January 17 has been trapped in the wwe universe since 1997. and not the cool way, but like the villians in superman, squashed in glass kind of way. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Once traveled across 3 states to buy toilet paper, just to get out of the house. 6 Quote
Seight Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Believes doors are more of a suggestion than an actual rule 5 Quote
UwPp Posted January 17 Posted January 17 (edited) Doesn't know what the asmb actually is. Thinks this is Reddit. Edited January 17 by UwPp 6 Quote
1pooh4u Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Was the turtle Donatello in the on ice version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 (edited) Is wanted by the Texas Department of Corrections for a parole violation Edited January 17 by Blazing Puck 6 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 (edited) Tried to rob a bank with an NES zapper gun Edited January 17 by Blazing Puck 6 Quote
1pooh4u Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Sold TAO said NES zapper gun for what has only been referred to as “the heist” 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Was the true mastermind behind this heist, but refuses to admit it. 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Orchestrated an “Oceans Eleven” on his town’s largest Taco Bell 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Knows how to use the 3 seashells from Demolition Man 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Was paid $37 and a pack of gum to be an extra in an episode of That 70’s Show. 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Was Rey Mysterio’s tag team partner in the early 2000s. The duo broke up due to “irreconcilable differences” 4 Quote
molarbear Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Was camping with Luigi in Grand Teton the entire week the healthcare shooting happened 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 17 Posted January 17 Repeatedly shows his elbows to random people. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 17 Posted January 17 (edited) Air Fries his Twinkies (Actually I think that sounds good) Edited January 17 by Blazing Puck 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 18 Posted January 18 Both he and @The_annoying_one were actually the Los Conquistadores tag team in disguise that beat the Hardy Boyz for the tag team titles at WWE No Mercy in 2000 and not Edge and Christian as everyone thought it was 6 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 18 Posted January 18 Eats 27 square meals a day but never seems to gain weight. 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 18 Author Posted January 18 once hosted a lost episode of 'family feud', but didn't realize that tongue wasn't supposed to be used. (iykyk) 5 Quote
Seight Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop but is sworn to secrecy 6 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Wears socks on his hands and gloves on his feet. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 19 Posted January 19 (edited) Cooks pork chops in a toaster over...wait someone here actually admitted to doing that I forget who it was but he sure was musty old fella Edited January 19 by Blazing Puck 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Thinks pork chops are a myth constructed by the Illuminati to control the world population. 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Had a near-death experience where he was playing chess with Hitler in hell. Just as he was about to take Hitler's king and declare checkmate, his soul instantly got sucked back into his body, reviving his earthly form. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Was the ghost writer for every Bill & Ted movie. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Stands in the front of the mirror reciting Darkwing Duck catchphrases 5 Quote
Seight Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Part of an underground network dedicated to preserving the good TikTok posts 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 19 Posted January 19 Is having a hard time finding "good" TikTok posts to send to the network 7 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 19 Author Posted January 19 1 hour ago, Blazing Puck said: Is having a hard time finding "good" TikTok posts to send to the network whilst being trapped in the WWE universe, become oddly obsessed with 'darkiwing duck'. 1 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 19 Posted January 19 (For the record I've been obsessed with DW since 91) Likes to cosplay as Megatron 4 Quote
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