smiradenius Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 After forty five years in business at the same location, my chiropractor has received some interesting news. Somebody is set to buy the building where his office is and does not want to operate it until after a huge renovation job is completed. The chiropractor has decided to take all of his equipment home and treat his patients there. He also said that he wants to treat certain patients on a house call basis. I can meet him on that. His house is five miles from the nearest bus stop. I don't want him in my house because my couch or bed can not double as the chiropractic table that he uses. So, the deal is that I ride to the bus stop and he will pick me up from there to his new home office. That's what I call service. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 Cheers to the brave chiropractor driving me to his house from the bus stop! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 11 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Cheers to the brave chiropractor driving me to his house from the bus stop! Your doctors probably don't care that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 Yeah but I can get to them my own goddamn self and not beg them to be my taxi driver. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 13 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Yeah but I can get to them my own goddamn self and not beg them to be my taxi driver. I didn't have to beg anything. He brought up the subject first and was offering to drive about twenty miles to see me at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 Ok 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 This is such an oddly specific scenario for you to champion being without a mode of transportation...almost like it's 🐂💩 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 Now I want to know what’s on Kenny’s bed. Is he worried the chiropractor is going to adjust his face into a bloody cum stain? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 (edited) I thought his lack of furniture was well documented.... Edited December 14 by André Toulon 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 57 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Now I want to know what’s on Kenny’s bed. Is he worried the chiropractor is going to adjust his face into a bloody cum stain? A bed is not a chiropractic table and using it as such could cause further injury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 56 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I thought his ack of furniture was well documented.... Different person, different place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: This is such an oddly specific scenario for you to champion being without a mode of transportation...almost like it's 🐂💩 No, it's just the sort of thing a guy who really cares about his customers would do, unlike any corporate owned business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 30 minutes ago, smiradenius said: Different person, different place leathur rok, she got a gock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 Just now, Insipid said: leathur rok, she got a gock. Or a Glock. Or a clock. Or a sock and some stock. She wants to be an influencer but won't play the part and wash off all that makeup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 Just now, smiradenius said: Or a Glock. Or a clock. Or a sock and some stock. She wants to be an influencer but won't play the part and wash off all that makeup. Funny how you don't outright deny the gock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 10 minutes ago, Insipid said: Funny how you don't outright deny the gock. I never asked what is under her skirt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Now I want to know what’s on Kenny’s bed. No. No you don't. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 3 minutes ago, naraku360 said: No. No you don't. Right now? Two cats, some folded laundry, a Bluetooth receiver on charger and a My Pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 8 minutes ago, smiradenius said: I never asked what is under her skirt. Hey, a mouth is a mouth. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 1 minute ago, PenguinBoss said: Hey, a mouth is a mouth. Not really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 8 minutes ago, smiradenius said: Not really. poof once got banned for where this is heading, about your feline wife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 1 minute ago, Insipid said: poof once got banned for where this is heading, about your feline wife. Bully for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 18 minutes ago, smiradenius said: Bully for him. Of all the dumb shit you do on accident, I feel this is really on purpose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 1 hour ago, smiradenius said: Different person, different place Is it really schizophrenia if you don't believe it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 So, did your chiropractor stimulate your prostate finally? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 25 minutes ago, stilgar said: So, did your chiropractor stimulate your prostate finally? He’ll give him some quaaludes at the bus stop. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 37 minutes ago, stilgar said: So, did your chiropractor stimulate your prostate finally? Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 1 hour ago, smiradenius said: 😱🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 3 hours ago, smiradenius said: A bed is not a chiropractic table and using it as such could cause further injury. Dude, he’s not fucking you on the portable chiropractic table. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 4 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Dude, he’s not fucking you on the portable chiropractic table. I never said he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 Just now, smiradenius said: I never said he did. No i did. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 By the way, Chiropractors aren’t really doctors. You’re wasting your money on that shit unless you get the happy ending. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 Just now, scoobdog said: No i did. Just now, scoobdog said: By the way, Chiropractors aren’t really doctors. You’re wasting your money on that shit unless you get the happy ending. I'm probably wasting money on Baclofen, too... but if it makes my back feel any better, fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 Dude, you’re on muscle relaxers? You did something wrong at work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 15 minutes ago, smiradenius said: I'm probably wasting money on Baclofen, too... but if it makes my back feel any better, fine. Ooh, I used to take that, but I have better shit now....how much is your's. I'm actually interested. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 14 Author Share Posted December 14 16 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Ooh, I used to take that, but I have better shit now....how much is your's. I'm actually interested. Insurance covers it, so I didn't ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 4 minutes ago, smiradenius said: Insurance covers it, so I didn't ask. Normal people say they have no copay, but that's actually the only thing I wanted to know. My insurance wouldn't cover it for some stupid reason, but covers the stronger shit they replaced it with Thanks for being weird but Inconsequentially so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 15 Author Share Posted December 15 10 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Normal people say they have no copay, but that's actually the only thing I wanted to know. My insurance wouldn't cover it for some stupid reason, but covers the stronger shit they replaced it with Thanks for being weird but Inconsequentially so. I never did have a med with a copay in a very long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 15 Share Posted December 15 26 minutes ago, smiradenius said: I never did have a med with a copay in a very long time. Which is it? Never or a very long time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 15 Share Posted December 15 Just now, scoobdog said: Which is it? Never or a very long time? Sounds like some socialist shenanigans bullshit. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 15 Author Share Posted December 15 25 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Sounds like some socialist shenanigans bullshit. Never IN a very long time. Way, way back when I was working at Spencer's, there was copay for almost everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 15 Share Posted December 15 2 minutes ago, smiradenius said: Never IN a very long time. That doesn’t clarify anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 15 Author Share Posted December 15 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: That doesn’t clarify anything. Then, read the REST of that remark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 15 Share Posted December 15 8 minutes ago, smiradenius said: Then, read the REST of that remark. Context doesn’t fix bad grammar, and bad grammar is a sign of profound stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 15 Author Share Posted December 15 Just now, scoobdog said: Context doesn’t fix bad grammar, and bad grammar is a sign of profound stupidity. So, when somebody says, "never in the last ten years..." that's also bad grammar? Tell me the difference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 15 Share Posted December 15 Just now, smiradenius said: So, when somebody says, "never in the last ten years..." that's also bad grammar? Yes. Yes it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 15 Share Posted December 15 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: Normal people say they have no copay, but that's actually the only thing I wanted to know. My insurance wouldn't cover it for some stupid reason, but covers the stronger shit they replaced it with Thanks for being weird but Inconsequentially so. BCBS wouldn't cover it with an HMO, unless I went to one my GP recommended, which had to be one in their group, 20 mi away. However with their PPO, I get to go to my Chiropractor and there's no copay. It's goofy. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 15 Author Share Posted December 15 4 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Yes. Yes it is. Okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 15 Share Posted December 15 4 hours ago, smiradenius said: Right now? Two cats, some folded laundry, a Bluetooth receiver on charger and a My Pillow. Don't forget the cockroaches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted December 15 Author Share Posted December 15 7 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Don't forget the cockroaches. There aren't any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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