smiradenius Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 How many times do you do that every year and get a successful result? So, when you do that and then, the car doesn't start, does that mean you're stupid or does it indicate that the car is not functioning correctly? When you know the answer to that, look around and see that it all applies to everything else, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 You don't even drive and I do think it is because you are stupid. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 21 Author Share Posted November 21 2 minutes ago, Insipid said: You don't even drive and I do think it is because you are stupid. The very same principle applies to EVERYTHING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 2 minutes ago, smiradenius said: The very same principle applies to EVERYTHING! Making stupid metaphors that work against you? Yes, you should avoid doing that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 21 Author Share Posted November 21 9 minutes ago, Insipid said: Making stupid metaphors that work against you? Yes, you should avoid doing that. What makes any statement of fact stupid? It's not a metaphor. When you open a spigot and water doesn't come out, it's still safe to assume it's because the spigot is inoperable. That applies equally to all things at all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 Now make a TED Talk about turning a doorknob. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 Or licking it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 12 minutes ago, smiradenius said: What makes any statement of fact stupid? In this very specific case, the person saying it. And in this very specific case, one should shoot the messenger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 21 Author Share Posted November 21 21 minutes ago, Insipid said: In this very specific case, the person saying it. And in this very specific case, one should shoot the messenger. Okay, so you are unable to accept reality and expect everything to work flawlessly a hundred percent of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 (edited) Does this mean you'll pay for my front brakes, battery and sway bar link? Because a bitch is poor. Edited November 21 by UwPp Fuck you autocorrect with your random gibberish 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 21 Author Share Posted November 21 35 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Your gas has been siphoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 This has got to be the most pathetic attempt at saving face I've ever seen. Why do subject yourself to my antics so enthusiastically....look man, basic current tech is beyond your comprehension, just take the L bro. But this does make me think of a really interesting scenario that has me thinking. When you flick your lighter, and it fails ...how many more times do you do it hoping to get results. I actually had a different, more insulting scenario but I decided it wasn't worth the possible action. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 4 hours ago, smiradenius said: So, when you do that and then, the car doesn't start, does that mean you're stupid or does it indicate that the car is not functioning correctly? Did you try turning it the other way, dumdum? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 6 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Did you try turning it the other way, dumdum? It warms my heart how happy everyone is that the town fool is back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 21 Author Share Posted November 21 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: This has got to be the most pathetic attempt at saving face I've ever seen. Why do subject yourself to my antics so enthusiastically....look man, basic current tech is beyond your comprehension, just take the L bro. But this does make me think of a really interesting scenario that has me thinking. When you flick your lighter, and it fails ...how many more times do you do it hoping to get results. I actually had a different, more insulting scenario but I decided it wasn't worth the possible action. Okay. I'm just going to sit here and wait until eventually, you'll post about what a big rip off Geek Squad is, after your computer starts blue screening. It happens to everyone sooner or later and it's because there's no such thing as a one hundred percent reliable machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 52 minutes ago, smiradenius said: Okay. I'm just going to sit here and wait until eventually, you'll post about what a big rip off Geek Squad is, after your computer starts blue screening. It happens to everyone sooner or later and it's because there's no such thing as a one hundred percent reliable machine. Actually, I was a Staples Easy Tech for a couple of years. We laugh at Geek Squad...is that even still a thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 21 Author Share Posted November 21 14 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Actually, I was a Staples Easy Tech for a couple of years. We laugh at Geek Squad...is that even still a thing. Okay, so I guess you're admitting that machines can glitch out from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 39 minutes ago, smiradenius said: Okay, so I guess you're admitting that machines can glitch out from time to time. Sure they can, but more likely, it's user error from a moron...much like your inability to properly post links. The idea that things can happen does not absolve your sheer hilarious ignorance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 21 Author Share Posted November 21 14 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Sure they can, but more likely, it's user error from a moron...much like your inability to properly post links. The idea that things can happen does not absolve your sheer hilarious ignorance. Inability? What explains the number of successful posts, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 2 minutes ago, smiradenius said: Inability? What explains the number of successful posts, then? What do you mean by "successful posts"? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 21 Author Share Posted November 21 8 minutes ago, scoobdog said: What do you mean by "successful posts"? When the links worked or the pictures came out as intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 Just now, smiradenius said: When the links worked or the pictures came out as intended. Has that ever happened with you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 21 Author Share Posted November 21 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Has that ever happened with you? Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 Anyway, since your example is kind of dumb, I propose another: If 9 out of 10 times you post a picture of your lovingly prepared dinner and it comes to life on your 2MP digital camera's screen, but... ...on the tenth time, your camera "forgets" how to use the flash right and it comes out lifelessly grey... ...does that mean you're stupid or indicate that camera has a grudge against you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 23 minutes ago, smiradenius said: Inability? What explains the number of successful posts, then? If I tell you, that's me teaching you, and I'm not doing that. It's funnier to just watch you fail and erase it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 You’re an absolute treasure. This is a special night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 In retrospect, it is quite shocking fuggs and Packard didn't clash too often, but I suppose they always had their own shitshows. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 3 hours ago, Insipid said: In retrospect, it is quite shocking fuggs and Packard didn't clash too often, but I suppose they always had their own shitshows. Fuggs gave Kenny plenty of shit. He just though she was Buddy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 On 11/21/2024 at 11:53 AM, smiradenius said: I'm just going to sit here and wait until eventually, you'll post about what a big rip off Geek Squad is, after your computer starts blue screening. The 90s called. They want your computer back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 23 Author Share Posted November 23 2 hours ago, naraku360 said: The 90s called. They want your computer back. New computers don't blue screen? They all do, eventually. They just burn out like light bulbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 13 minutes ago, smiradenius said: New computers don't blue screen? They all do, eventually. They just burn out like light bulbs. They're not common any more. The computer is more likely to simply stop running than to blue screen these days. I think I've gotten a blue screen like twice in the laat 10+ years and it's not really the death sentence it once was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 23 Author Share Posted November 23 2 minutes ago, naraku360 said: They're not common any more. The computer is more likely to simply stop running than to blue screen these days. I think I've gotten a blue screen like twice in the laat 10+ years and it's not really the death sentence it once was. I quit buying computers. I have one that I rarely use and something else that's just a glorified tablet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 On 11/21/2024 at 1:50 PM, André Toulon said: It warms my heart how happy everyone is that the town fool is back. Speak for yourself, I was hoping he caught the 'vid and got turned into toaster oven pork chops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 On 11/22/2024 at 9:25 PM, smiradenius said: New computers don't blue screen? They all do, eventually. They just burn out like light bulbs. Actually, they don't. As long as your properly maintain your computer by updating the operating system and drivers, periodically monitor and repair the hard drive, and make sure your CPU is in a clean and relatively cool environment - chances are you'll never encounter a blue screen of death. So, you could say that a computer failure is actually the computer user's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 24 Author Share Posted November 24 4 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Actually, they don't. As long as your properly maintain your computer by updating the operating system and drivers, periodically monitor and repair the hard drive, and make sure your CPU is in a clean and relatively cool environment - chances are you'll never encounter a blue screen of death. So, you could say that a computer failure is actually the computer user's fault. It's usually the "upgrades" that cause the problem. That's part of what killed my first two computer back in the late 90's. The techie said the upgrades were not at all compatible with the hardware. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 (edited) Sir, you have 21 showing. HIT ME Edited November 24 by André Toulon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 24 Author Share Posted November 24 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: Sir, you gave 21 showing. HIT ME Upgrades come with system requirements. My current computer is more than eight years old with no upgrades. I don't use it online, which of course blocks those upgrades. It still works like new. The CPU is not accessible to the user. It has to be fully disassembled by a techie to be cleaned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 🤦🏿♂️ istfg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted November 24 Author Share Posted November 24 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: 🤦🏿♂️ istfg Alright, then... try loading a game that doesn't match your system requirements. Either way, it's software. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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