I hate having a canker sore right up against the tooth

[ghostrek]

It feels like a toothache but no it's not it's a freaking canker sore I have God damn it fucking hurts like hell is in my mouth

[SwimOdin]

Put a bunch of salt on it. It will hurt like the surface of the sun in your balls, but it will speed the healing and toughen the skin up. Source: I’m a witch.

[discolé monade]

canker sore =  liars bump. 

[mthor]

5 hours ago, discolé monade said:

canker sore =  liars bump. 

And a stye means you've been peeing by the road.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, mthor said:

And a stye means you've been peeing by the road.

Ok, I've heard every old wivestale there is but this one must be from the 1500s, because wut?

[katt_goddess]

20 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

Put a bunch of salt on it. It will hurt like the surface of the sun in your balls, but it will speed the healing and toughen the skin up. Source: I’m a witch.

 

[ but yes, Odin is correct - salt it ]

[1pooh4u]

This thread is a fun read, but yeah Odin and Katt are right. Warm water with salt as salty as you can handle. It’s gonna hurt like 20 bitches in a bitch boat but it’s worth it in the end

[discolé monade]

lol. 

this fucking thread. 

he knows how to google. 

but maybe not how to wash his hands before eating. 

>_>

[mthor]

11 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Ok, I've heard every old wivestale there is but this one must be from the 1500s, because wut?

I'm not that old (not quite, anyways).

I don't know, my mother always used to tell my brothers that when one of them would get a stye.