Dusty Shackleford Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 (edited) I have a few I can spare Edited August 5 by Dusty Shackleford 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 can I borrow some, I will give them back when I'm done with them 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 (edited) I'll let you call over 100 old people for me so they can yell at you. Edited August 6 by UwPp 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 I'm saving my fucks for a rainy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 It depends. How many fucks am i expected to contribute? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 Nah. I don’t need them. I prefer not to have any, so people stop asking for them. That way, when I DO decide on the super rare occasion I decide to make an adventure to the vault and grab a spare one once every few presidencies or so, it’s seen as an absolute delight and gift from the golden gates of Xerxes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 Behold the garden in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 here's something that bites at my crawl : 'i don't give a rat's ass'. but....what if you did. what if you just happened to be walking around with rat's asses. not the whole rat. just it's tiny, dried out little ass. and when someone says the above mentioned, then you just chuck a little rat's arse at that person...and say 'i do', and slowly suck your teeth. and walk away. just walk....away. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 100% anus beef 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 I'm on a budget, so you buy the condoms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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