If anyone here gets running out of f*cks to give

[Blazing Puck]

I have a few I can spare 

Edited August 5, 2024 by Dusty Shackleford

[Raptorpat]

can I borrow some, I will give them back when I'm done with them 

[UwPp]

I'll let you call over 100 old people for me so they can yell at you. 

Edited August 6, 2024 by UwPp

[Greeny]

I'm saving my fucks for a rainy day.

[nameraka]

It depends. How many fucks am i expected to contribute?

[lupin_bebop]

Nah. I don’t need them. I prefer not to have any, so people stop asking for them. That way, when I DO decide on the super rare occasion I decide to make an adventure to the vault and grab a spare one once every few presidencies or so, it’s seen as an absolute delight and gift from the golden gates of Xerxes. 

[discolé monade]

  Behold the garden in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

[discolé monade]

here's something that bites at my crawl : 

'i don't give a rat's ass'. but....what if you did. what if you just happened to be walking around with rat's asses. 

not the whole rat. just it's tiny, dried out little ass. and when someone says the above mentioned, then you just chuck a little rat's arse at that person...and say 'i do', and slowly suck your teeth. 

and walk away. just walk....away. 

[André Toulon]

100% anus beef

 

[naraku360]

I'm on a budget, so you buy the condoms.