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On 8/28/2024 at 3:28 PM, Master-Debater131 said:

 

 

I mean, if your going to give someone your balls you may as well have them diamond encrusted first.

That looks like an award for best supporting actor in a porno flick 😬😶‍🌫️😆

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lol I did not recognize Drew Brees. He got skinnier or his nose got bigger. Fr I was not sure that was even him 😆

(narrator voice)

that was not drew Brees lmao. I know who it is it’s right there but I can’t retrieve the information. This gonna drive me nuts 🫠

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lol 

Imma few minutes behind cuz I smoked and I got distracted by this lady in the stands with two children in front of her with helmets playing like rock em sock em robots. She looked so huge. I kept rewinding it cuz i couldn’t believe my eyes. It was so crazy looking took all my focus 😆

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2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

lol I did not recognize Drew Brees. He got skinnier or his nose got bigger. Fr I was not sure that was even him 😆

(narrator voice)

that was not drew Brees lmao. I know who it is it’s right there but I can’t retrieve the information. This gonna drive me nuts 🫠

Omfg Jac Collinsworth is who that was. He looked familiar cuz he looks like his fuck head father Chris Collinsworth. You’d know I hate that mother fucker. lol that is so funny. I can’t tell faces anymore 😆 everyone looks the same to me apparently 😆

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4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

I hate this peacock exclusive shit. I’m not getting another streaming service idgaf if it would only be for a month fuckin greedy fuckin nfl and networks. 

You didn't miss a whole lot

the players were slipping all over the field for the majority of the first half of the game

Love got injured in the last 8 seconds of the game

A shit ton of penalties by both teams, real sloppy game

Saquon Barkley (who I had on my fantasy team at some point in the last 2 years and he was injured the entire season) scored 3 touchdowns for the Eagles

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9 hours ago, molarbear said:

You didn't miss a whole lot

the players were slipping all over the field for the majority of the first half of the game

Love got injured in the last 8 seconds of the game

A shit ton of penalties by both teams, real sloppy game

Saquon Barkley (who I had on my fantasy team at some point in the last 2 years and he was injured the entire season) scored 3 touchdowns for the Eagles

Thanks I see the Eagles won by 5. I’m watching some of the game rn.  A lot if not all the night games and exclusives air on nfl network after the game is over. 
 

Idek wtf they chose Brazil. They claim the tix sold out within an hour. They probably just wanted to see what the US calls football so they can laugh about it 😆

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What a total shit show that was

 

The NFL, in its infinite wisdom, takes a premier match up for the year, puts it on a Friday night, makes it a streaming exclusive, and then moves it to an international stadium that clearly could not hold up to NFL play and where the fans look about as interested as people learning tax code.

Oh, and one of the top young QBs may be done for the year because of a bad injury sustained, in fair part, due to the shitty field.

Sure feels like the NFL is getting a bit to big for its britches, and its going to come crashing down in a rather spectacular way.

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6 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

What a total shit show that was

 

The NFL, in its infinite wisdom, takes a premier match up for the year, puts it on a Friday night, makes it a streaming exclusive, and then moves it to an international stadium that clearly could not hold up to NFL play and where the fans look about as interested as people learning tax code.

Oh, and one of the top young QBs may be done for the year because of a bad injury sustained, in fair part, due to the shitty field.

Sure feels like the NFL is getting a bit to big for its britches, and its going to come crashing down in a rather spectacular way.

Packers fans are probably furious about Love getting injured.  Probably changing the entire complexion to their season. 
 

the NFL is just a terrible organization. Inconsistent, unfair, greedy and just callous about players safety.  If they gave a fuck about players’ health they would have a higher standard for field and turf quality and conditions. 
 

I still don’t understand the KO rules yet I get the “nobody moves until the ball lands” part but I don’t get the rest like ball placement and shit 🫠😆

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Amazon prime exclusives last year didn’t feel as bad. Probably cuz I have Amazon Prime but I feel like a lot of people do because it’s still worth it if you order a lot off Amazon but I’m tired. I’m tired of keeping up with these fuckin services

I got paramount+ because South Park and Max cuz I like HBO and Netflix cuz T-Mobile pays for most of it. I’m not getting peacock. I’ll watch the games on NFL network when they air them (usually right after the live game is over). Such bullshit 

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1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

Packers fans are probably furious about Love getting injured.  Probably changing the entire complexion to their season. 
 

the NFL is just a terrible organization. Inconsistent, unfair, greedy and just callous about players safety.  If they gave a fuck about players’ health they would have a higher standard for field and turf quality and conditions. 
 

I still don’t understand the KO rules yet I get the “nobody moves until the ball lands” part but I don’t get the rest like ball placement and shit 🫠😆

If Im a packers fan im absolutely livid. Same with the players and coaches. All that time and effort for the season just for it to potentially end because of a horrible field.

THe NFL never cared about player safety. Remember the whole "we arent sure what concussions do to the brain" thing? Weve known for ages what TBIs do, but the NFL ignores it.

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1 hour ago, Master-Debater131 said:

If Im a packers fan im absolutely livid. Same with the players and coaches. All that time and effort for the season just for it to potentially end because of a horrible field.

THe NFL never cared about player safety. Remember the whole "we arent sure what concussions do to the brain" thing? Weve known for ages what TBIs do, but the NFL ignores it.

They tried to ruin that Doctor’s career, Dr Omalu, who said there was a link to football concussions and CTE. They’re monsters, the NFL. I support a terrible organization 

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Just now, Master-Debater131 said:

And they got paid 1.5 Million to do it on national TV as well

 

I would consider that a good day

Only drawback was I start to watch the game & a notification asks me if I want to watch it in 4k instead.  I jump to the 4k version and the screen kept freezing up, but I wasn't switching.

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Just now, tsar4 said:

Only drawback was I start to watch the game & a notification asks me if I want to watch it in 4k instead.  I jump to the 4k version and the screen kept freezing up, but I wasn't switching.

You cant. Its well established that once you start watching something if things go your way you are not allowed to change anything.

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42 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

How dare you speak ill of the GEQBUS The Darnold!

 

Im getting a free preview of Red Zone this weekend.  This is not helping my ADHD at all......

The 1925 throw back uniforms aren’t good for my allergy triggered by seeing hideous things. 

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