Perhaps all plants should die

[SwimOdin]

Annual fuck pollen thread. Why does it keep getting worse!?

[Insipid]

You just getting old and weary.

[SwimOdin]

15 minutes ago, Insipid said:

You just getting old and weary.

Not untrue. I’m older than I’ve ever been.

[katt_goddess]

Its worse because there wasn't really any 'winter' to tamp things down so it's hit full tilt early on and there's no moisture to help keep it from flying around. 

I'd say try local honey but I don't think that helps with tree sperms. 

[SwimOdin]

48 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Its worse because there wasn't really any 'winter' to tamp things down so it's hit full tilt early on and there's no moisture to help keep it from flying around. 

I'd say try local honey but I don't think that helps with tree sperms. 

I would eat tree bark at this point if it would help. I feel sick it’s so bad.

[viperxmns]

need a mask like Tori-bot

[Greeny]

I love pollen.

[katt_goddess]

21 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

I would eat tree bark at this point if it would help. I feel sick it’s so bad.

You need a full face mask.

Kinda sarcastic, kinda not. We actually have someone who works in fabrics that wears a full respirator type face mask because she claims she's allergic to everything and fabrics is right next to all the stinky candles and right around the corner from the stinky dried naturals. 

[André Toulon]

.....does weed make pollen...

Will it get me high....

 

[tsar4]

On 3/27/2024 at 5:49 PM, SwimOdin said:

Annual fuck pollen thread. Why does it keep getting worse!?

Just wait.  They've successfully germinated seeds found in the melting permafrost for plants long extinct.

[SwimOdin]

New plan: how soon can we kill all the plants?

[SwimOdin]

https://www.wsbtv.com/weather/metro-atlanta-shattered-35-year-record-highest-amount-pollen-today/QDZIMBDS3ZE73DJQK43Q6NKX4U/?outputType=amp
 

It’s like everything is washed out and brighter. I’ve never seen it this bad. 14801! I don’t know what that is but it’s over 9000.

[viperxmns]

[The_annoying_one]

I’m sick as a dog today and I know it’s because of this damn bipolar weather. 

[SwimOdin]

I want to die.

[-Kudasai-]

49 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

I want to die.

I call dibs on your video games.

[André Toulon]

I'm lucky... I'm always sick, congested, and full of mucus, so I dont notice the shift.

[SwimOdin]

3 hours ago, -Kudasai- said:

I call dibs on your video games.

Those are my inheritance, that's all I can pass on to my kid.  I need to make a will...

[SwimOdin]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

I'm lucky... I'm always sick, congested, and full of mucus, so I dont notice the shift.

Do you ever wonder if it's the weed?  I feel like it makes my mucus all thick after I've gone on a bender.

[SwimOdin]

Literally I could see the pollen blowing around like smoke on my drive home.  We're at "extreme" levels which I think is funny that it goes to that.

[André Toulon]

8 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Do you ever wonder if it's the weed?  I feel like it makes my mucus all thick after I've gone on a bender.

It probably is but we dont blame weed for stuff here 

[Top Gun]

Hasn't started yet here, but I know it's coming. Need to get my ass on Allegra in a hurry.

[SwimOdin]

15 minutes ago, Top Gun said:

Hasn't started yet here, but I know it's coming. Need to get my ass on Allegra in a hurry.

I couldn't see to drive this morning, there was so much pollen on my car.  My throat feels like shit.  Take your medicine early and often.