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I never thought it would happen to me, but who does? You’re just driving to work, and you see it. You didn’t think it was real, first off. Second, even if it was, who? Who would buy it!?

I just saw a cybertruck.

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There are bumper stickers that people can get for their Teslas that says 'I bought this before I knew the guy was an asshole'. 

People who buy cyber-dumps should have a bumper sticker slapped on it that says 'Warning - Driver Applying Make-Up' and see how long it takes before they realize its there. 

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3 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

There are bumper stickers that people can get for their Teslas that says 'I bought this before I knew the guy was an asshole'. 

People who buy cyber-dumps should have a bumper sticker slapped on it that says 'Warning - Driver Applying Make-Up' and see how long it takes before they realize its there. 

That is honestly a great bumper sticker. There’s gotta be so many Tesla owners that feel that way, because when I see a Tesla, I see that rat bastards weird rat face and I think “asshole.”

 

The cyber truck looked like a fucking thing Star Fox flys in. Arwing I think? Like the truck had five total polygons and wheels. It was honestly beautifully disgusting.

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it's not my cup of tea

I feel like I'd drive it everyday to validate the price, while openly hating myself for ever spending that much money on a vehicle that does exactly what something $40-50,000 less can do

 

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Just saw one taking my daughter to work. Dude let me get a pic, if only he knew how my daughter and I laughed at his ugly truck as we drove off. 

But dude was a celeb...we weren't the only ones to pull over.

It makes a squeaky toy sound when you engage the locks...I hope to God that's customizable, or they are really trolling their customers 

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On 3/22/2024 at 11:19 AM, SwimOdin said:

I never thought it would happen to me, but who does? You’re just driving to work, and you see it. You didn’t think it was real, first off. Second, even if it was, who? Who would buy it!?

I just saw a cybertruck.

There’s one around my block. He made it merlot 

 

ugliest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

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17 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Just saw one taking my daughter to work. Dude let me get a pic, if only he knew how my daughter and I laughed at his ugly truck as we drove off. 

But dude was a celeb...we weren't the only ones to pull over.

It makes a squeaky toy sound when you engage the locks...I hope to God that's customizable, or they are really trolling their customers 

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We saw the local truck again and my wife was aghast by it. She was unaware of what they looked like.

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On 3/22/2024 at 11:19 AM, SwimOdin said:

I never thought it would happen to me, but who does? You’re just driving to work, and you see it. You didn’t think it was real, first off. Second, even if it was, who? Who would buy it!?

I just saw a cybertruck.

Fans of 1980s Dystopian Movies.

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