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2023/24 NFL It’s a Hard Knock Life Shit Talking Thread


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10 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Normally I wouldn’t clothing shame, but fuck those people, if they wanna hit the club after they can go home first and get ready there, besides wtf goes to clubs on a Sunday? 💩

I hear ya. Then again, now that I think about it, I can see the logic behind it. Still, they need to at least bring a change of shoes so they're not in high heels the whole darn time.

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4 hours ago, Gemini said:

I hear ya. Then again, now that I think about it, I can see the logic behind it. Still, they need to at least bring a change of shoes so they're not in high heels the whole darn time.

They weren’t going to no club after they were hoping to get fucked by Rothlissberger. That’s it and that’s all. 

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39 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

They are calling that move the “Hell Mary” 🤦‍♀️

Coming straight to DVD: The true story of a pro football team entering the season with lofty expectations only for them to come crashing down to Earth minutes later. Hell Mary: the 2023 New York Jets. (Rated R for AAAAAARRRRRRRGH!)

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lol I just got invited to the Jets game on Sunday. I graciously declined. They’re playing ATL and they’ll probably lose and I can’t sit through another loss especially when the weather is gonna be so shitty.   If it turns out the jets win that game that would be cool.  I can guarantee without a doubt that if me and my fiancé go to the game no way they win.  In all the years we been doing this going back to the asmb I only been to 1 winning game. Fitzpatrick was the QB so it might’ve been in 2015 when they was playing the titans 🫠

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Week 13 games are up I didn’t have time to do scoring for week 12 but I’ll definitely get to it. Also sorry about formatting I’m so busy this time of year that I had to do a quick copy and paste without being able to straighten shit out so the post is loooooong 😬

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5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

lol I just got invited to the Jets game on Sunday. I graciously declined. They’re playing ATL and they’ll probably lose and I can’t sit through another loss especially when the weather is gonna be so shitty.   If it turns out the jets win that game that would be cool.  I can guarantee without a doubt that if me and my fiancé go to the game no way they win.  In all the years we been doing this going back to the asmb I only been to 1 winning game. Fitzpatrick was the QB so it might’ve been in 2015 when they was playing the titans 🫠

I may or may not have picked up the Atlanta defense this week in fantasy football specifically because its the Jets........

Oh and the Jets apparently opened the 21 day window for Rodgers to start practicing again.

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2 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

I may or may not have picked up the Atlanta defense this week in fantasy football specifically because its the Jets........

Oh and the Jets apparently opened the 21 day window for Rodgers to start practicing again.

That’s so clownish to put rogers back on any field for garbage games especially.  I know it’s just for attending practice but I am very used to bone head decision making on jets staff so I could see him playing game 16 and getting decapitated

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2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

That’s so clownish to put rogers back on any field for garbage games especially.  I know it’s just for attending practice but I am very used to bone head decision making on jets staff so I could see him playing game 16 and getting decapitated

It really would be the most Jets thing ever if they rush him back for a useless game and he gets hurt again and misses time in 24.

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5 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Even Rodgers admits that its going to happen

 

We are about to witness the most Jets thing ever, and its going to be absolutely glorious.

 

This is what happens when you take yearly trips in the desert. You forget shit that’s happened to you 💩

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Seriously though Johnson and Mara need to change the turf yesterday before players refuse to play MetLife.  We can’t get marquee players cuz of it and it’s being blamed for all the no contact season ending injuries that occurred there.  
 

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/metlife-stadium-turf-injuries-jets-giants/e45f3044ddf81e89345d5b80

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11 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Even Rodgers admits that its going to happen

 

We are about to witness the most Jets thing ever, and its going to be absolutely glorious.

 

The New York Post might just forget to do the sports front page that day because everyone on staff hit full climax at the same time.

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Getting ready to watch some pregame.  Eating some edibles that should hit by kickoff so I can just laugh and laugh as Xavier Gipson goes to fair catch the ball and completely muffs it.  Gonna be first TO of the game. Mother fuckers don’t know how to play in the rain 

GOOOOOO TEAM! 🫠😆😭😆

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Fuckin terrible display. We let Carson Wentz go elsewhere for that fuckin scrub Simien.  Saleh needs to be fuckin fired idgaff how many people want to give him another chance cuz Rodgers. Fuck Rodgers. No one thought to build a team outside of one fuckin player. It is not acceptable to play like fuckin THAT cuz of one player. Idc if it’s the QB that’s out.   Jets got an elite Defense but it’s fuckin demoralizing to be an elite D with that terrible, barely recognizable as professional football ball, offense. 
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